12 ways to tell if you should drive your car off a cliff..
(1.) Tow trucks follow you around waiting for you to break down.
(2.) You tach out before hitting 120mph
(3.) Your wheels are as wider than your cell phone.
(4.) If your horsepower figures are a 1/3 of what 14 second cars put down.
(5.) Mechanics look at your shit like:
(6.) Ppl at autozone are likewhen you pop your hood.
(7.) If young jewish college girls are the majority of people that buy the same car as you.
(8.) If those same young jewish college girls think your car is, "cute".
(9.) If your brakes overheat 15 minutes after you hit the backroads.
(10.) Your exhaust diameter is the same size around as some guy's penises.
(11.) If you know ghetto chicks with weaves and fake nails that drive faster cars than you.
(12.) If the only person that thinks your car is fast is 5'1, 104 lbs., female and has engaged in lesbian activities.
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Originally Posted by Alpharetta Police
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