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    Default Females sometimes wow

    So lets talk about Women and cars for a second....

    I am at wal-mart pumping gas when a girl pulls up in a nice Honda civic. She gets out to pump then i hear her start panicking and getting frustrated. She then ask this 80 year old man for help that her cap won't come off. He ask whats wrong she then says all it does it keep spinning and making a clicking noise...



    Then to top it off the old man helps her and replies "Your not from around here are you" ....MADE MY DAY!

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    wow haha.
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    LOL. I had to rescue my girlfriend once because she thought her steering wheel was broken. I drove all the way across town to wiggle the wheel and turn the key because it was locked..


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeAOne View Post
    LOL. I had to rescue my girlfriend once because she thought her steering wheel was broken. It was locked..
    Lol that's a classic I've seen guys with same cenario

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeAOne View Post
    LOL. I had to rescue my girlfriend once because she thought her steering wheel was broken. I drove all the way across town to wiggle the wheel and turn the key because it was locked..
    had to do the same thing for a girl at school. she managed to lock it and park with both front wheels up against the curb as well.
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    lol classic

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    One my wife asked yesterday was " what do I do if my front brakes fail ?"
    I said pull the Ebrake.... " how's that stop the car I thought it just slowed it down"
    Lololol I was like awww hunny

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    Had to drive 80 mile to a school parking lot just to unlock a car door because my sister locked herself out.

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    lolol. girls

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    Bitches be crazy.

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    My wife: "I really like to go fast around this turn."
    Me: "What do you call fast?"
    My wife: "I just put it in 3rd and floor it until the light goes on"
    Me: "What light?"
    Wife: "this one right here" (points to shift light on tach)

    This is a 35 zone and a 50MPH turn on good street tires............

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    Quote Originally Posted by -EnVus- View Post
    So lets talk about Women and cars for a second....

    I am at wal-mart pumping gas when a girl pulls up in a nice Honda civic. She gets out to pump then i hear her start panicking and getting frustrated. She then ask this 80 year old man for help that her cap won't come off. He ask whats wrong she then says all it does it keep spinning and making a clicking noise...



    Then to top it off the old man helps her and replies "Your not from around here are you" ....MADE MY DAY!
    THAT IS EPIC RIGHT THERE!!!
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    All time fail
    I'm in the Walmart parking lot and a Lady ask for a jump, I said sure. So bring my car over and hook up the cables, she tried cranking the car but it didn't do anything. So I jump in and realize she left the car in drive.

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    Damn that's some funny stuff you guys. LOL
    got vtec?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00CelicaGT View Post
    All time fail
    I'm in the Walmart parking lot and a Lady ask for a jump, I said sure. So bring my car over and hook up the cables, she tried cranking the car but it didn't do anything. So I jump in and realize she left the car in drive.
    I've done that to myself before. lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I've done that to myself before. lolol
    me too haha but the car had just died the night before and actually needed a jump and ... i wasnt used to driving automatics so i didnt even think about it till after i got jumped and then i felt like a huge idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I've done that to myself before. lolol
    Quote Originally Posted by CptWitwiki View Post
    me too haha but the car had just died the night before and actually needed a jump and ... i wasnt used to driving automatics so i didnt even think about it till after i got jumped and then i felt like a huge idiot.
    Lmfao! She was so embarrassed, but I told her its ok and it happened to my mom twice. LOL

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    my girlfriend did it the other day too and i made fun of her haha but i didnt tell her i had done it too ... shhh

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    Saw a girl return to her car after she left the car running. She forgot it was running and kept tring to start it while pounding her fist on the steeringwheel yelling lol
    Look on her face was priceless ...

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    yea i have a friend who called me out of the blue 2x cuz her car wouldnt start..and each time..she left it in drive and turnd the car off..


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    My wife isn't mechanically inclined so I accept that and move on and don't make het feel like shit for something like this.

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    Some girl asked me why the number 710 was written on her engine. I went to go look at it, and it turns out it's an upside down OIL cap.

    Mine's the red one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -EnVus- View Post

    Then to top it off the old man helps her and replies "Your not from around here are you" ....MADE MY DAY!
    I guess old men have their needs too!

    Mine's the red one.

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    Oh wow!!! that is some funny stuff. I tend to just lose my car keys alot, some how they end up in the most random places. One time I was running late for work, couldnt find my car keys anywhere, the only place I hadnt looked, they ended up being in my purse. Yep pure genius!!!
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    my buddies friend girl once called him " I'm in the middle of the train tack! the poles are coming down and there is a train coming! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO????? ".
    if you can't figure that out. let god have mercy..............

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    I know this chick who used to fill up with grade 93 fuel because she thought it meant 93 more miles per gallon LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by -EnVus- View Post
    I know this chick who used to fill up with grade 93 fuel because she thought it meant 93 more miles per gallon LOL
    that one takes the cake!


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