Man Caught at Airport with 44 lizards in pants..
How fucking stupid does someone have to be to attempt to get past airport security with a bunch of lizards in their tighty-whities ??
Being a group of world travelers - what are some of the strangest things you have seen at an airport; domestic or international?
(some of the pre 9/11 stories should be interesting...)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35087291/ns/travel-news/
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Are you fcking kidding me... Wow.
Ps. love your sig.
OBAMA..... *IS*
One. Big. Ass. Mistake. America.
hahahahaha, wish i could've been there at customs to witness that.
p.s
Look at how tastes can differ. I personally think that's the only way that girl in his sig can be perceived to have some form of "an ass."
Do not want.
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
I was called a stupid American in customs in London back in Dec 2000... they said Caucasian was not an ethnicity... in AMERICA it is... fuckers...
I walked through airport security in Honduras and then through security and customs in Miami with a Rambo size combat knife in my carry on ( forgot it was in there). Nothing was ever said and this was in 1998.
Try not. Do or Do not.
Originally Posted by eraser4g63
You just made your own post irrelevant.
That was funny to me.
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
how is it irrelevant? i asked those to share stories, and specifically stated that pre 911 stories would probably be more enjoyable.
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
I walked through security with nail clippers pre 9/11. Yea I'm a bad ass, no need to tell me.
Hahahahahahhah
Hahahahaha i didn't even read that hahahhaa!
I....I made my own post irrelevant?
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
ok, ok.
My insurance gave me a swiss army knife (key chain size), I went to mexico for my honeymoon.
I forgot i had it on me...
TSA got me for my sht!!!
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
Hahahahahahhah
Hahahahaha i didn't even read that hahahhaa!
I....I made my own post irrelevant?
self pwnage!
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Strictly from a analytical point of view, how do you stand in front of a urinal and sort through the herd to take a leak? I mean really?
Hell, I guess that would be easier than taking a dump.
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Who carries lizards in their pants... trouser snakes, I understand... but lizards?
I'm sure the were strapped or holstered in some form of...hahahah
HOLSTERED LOLOL
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
ooooo living dangerously lol
i sleep with my eyes open. since i told you that, i have to kill you.ooooo living dangerously lol
jp
maybe
Never heard of draining the lizard, or in this case lizards?
2007 Civic FA1 and 2005 Yukon XL Denali
of course i have.. i was remarking upon the paradox of actually have to drain.. the lizards. lolol.
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Maybe he has a pouch for them like the Beastmaster has for his ferret.
Really though, 44 baby geckos would not take up a whole lot of space.
But the real story here is that these geckos were
1.) really expensive in Europe
2.) impossible to transport/own without a license of some sort. You can't just bring in creatures from a foreign place because they might be invasive species.
The guy was trying to get around getting the permits and paying the duties on his lizards.
Saw a guy one time with a 14" saw blade on him and had no idea why he was stopped by the security
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