How fucking stupid does someone have to be to attempt to get past airport security with a bunch of lizards in their tighty-whities ??

Being a group of world travelers - what are some of the strangest things you have seen at an airport; domestic or international?

(some of the pre 9/11 stories should be interesting... )

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35087291/ns/travel-news/