today my apartment complex security came up to me when i got out of my car and told me I needed to get a new car or they would write me a ticket.. I said for what? They said that every other day they have to bring someone back out to repaint the top of the speed bumps white because I keep knocking the paint off. I literally cried I was laughing so hard. Then I told him he could go to hell and walked off. But still is this not crazy?