Found this on the web today and thought it was kinda funny.

The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene when going to the toilet. This code is known as Qadaa al-Haajah.[1][2]
Issues of chirality, such as whether one uses the left or right hand and the foot used to step into or out of toilet areas, are derived from hadith sources.[3] The only issue which the Qur'an mentions is the one of washing one's hands especially following going to the toilet which is mentioned in verse 5:6.

Rules

A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[4] They must then enter the area with the left foot,[5] facing neither towards nor away from the Al-Qiblah.[1]
While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden.[1] When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each others private parts.[6] A man should not touch his private parts with the right hand,[7] instead using the left hand for touching private parts.[8][9][10][11][12][13]


The Islamic prophet Muhammad specified that one should use an odd number of stones to clean the anal orifice after defecation and then proceed to a different location to wash it with water. Use of toilet paper in place of stones is now thought acceptable, but washing with water is still needed for purity.[14] When leaving the toilet, one must leave with the right foot,[5] and also say a prayer - "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1]


Can anyone vouch for this?