i knew a bunch of muslims in college, mainly Jordanians and a Palestinian. They lived with a friend of mine who was white and i would go over there every once in awhile. One time i was over there drinking and took a piss in their bathroom and saw this funny looking jug next to the toilet. it was full of water, almost like something you water plants with. I was like theres no fucking plants in here wtf.

So i was like "yo brad wtf is that thing in the bathroom"

He started laughing and hes like "thats their ass jug"

I was like WTF they had to explain to me that they use water not toilet paper. Apparently in their culture its dirty to use toilet paper as that just "spreads the filth around". Water cleanses or some shit, literally.

Made no sense to me, then they were like "when you are dirty do you take a shower, or just rub yourself with a towel?"

Makes sense, but ass jug just made me LOL