--------Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?



A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.

------------Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?



A.) So men can be open minded.

---------(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?




A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

--------------Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?




A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

-------------Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?




( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

------------( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...



(A.) "Is it in?"

------------( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?




( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

--------(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?


( A.) One of his fingers is clean.

------------(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?




(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

------( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?




( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.