Riddle me this.
--------Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.
------------Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
---------(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
--------------Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
-------------Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
------------( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
------------( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
--------(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
( A.) One of his fingers is clean.
------------(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
------( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
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