i has it.
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i has it.
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Do you feel like you are spinning when you close your eyez?
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
yes, the spin is still there. i could be in a flo rida music video right now
lol
GECKOSquad
*exits room and walks towards lollis*
"Well little ladies it looks like JM is going to be just fine, he just has a bad case of the hangoverz".
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
*ouch my head*
but still minor laughing in super hilarity
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I sowwie, didn't mean to cause you any pains. I was in your boat on Sunday. Saturday was quite a rough night. I really don't even remember half of what happened, thank goshnesses I was at home and not out.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
indeed. however, i do remember be hammered while on a boat. and i guess i kept repeatedly singing on a boat...![]()
lol i wondered what taht text was about![]()
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
boatsOriginally Posted by collins
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
you haz to drink epic amounts of water!! Now to figure out where the school bus came from....
i'm on bottle #5 so far.. i could swim, except with the room spinning and this feeling of floating... 1 of 2 things are happening
1) I'M BACK ON THE MOTHERF*cKIN BOAT
2) i'm drowning and am completely unaware
neither feels fun right now![]()
and agreed. i better hide this thing... sigh, and all the pom poms![]()
What if the boat you're on is sinking and that is why you feel like you are drowning??Originally Posted by PURE jdm
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"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
I wish I had a hangover. I haven't drank in forever.
"Damn, Its Tyler"RaceReadyDevelopments
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
option 3... it has been founded. and added to the list of un acceptable things to happen before 10 am.
technician that is quick - no you don't. trust me i wouldn't wish this on anyone other than that two timing hussie jessica drown in the sea simpson
lol...yeah I hate being drunk, when I pick up my head when I am drunk it immediately falls back down.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
agreed. well... when i'm drunk peoples drinks mysterious disappear. you see i used to have a drinking problem.... it was that i couldn't stop. lol
sadly last night there was a relapse, today i remember why i enacted the BOOBS act. Being Overly Outgoing By Sipping. basically i need to stick with just 1 drink and sip on it... collins will tell you... for jay em, that requires ALOT of will power.
CARE, i no haz it.
I have a problem chugging any alcohol you give me except nasty azz Vodka. EW. I will just put it in a cup or right out the bottle and start chugging it, that is why I get so drunk.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
oh wayne i forgot i have something for you this morning
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shut up samwell.however i don't remember much of the text messaging lol i do believe speaking to you brought out the eminem in me
the really bad un lyrical version that is
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i'm almost wishing you would to prove my idiocy with alcohol levels
i can't even remember texting you except for the fact that joyous told me lol
ELOHEL that is teh suck...joo needs lots of powerade and some greasy food to eat lol
indeed. epic tr00f has come forward from j00r mouf. also. j00r car. i wub it. can touch in all the right places when i see joo? the car... touch teh car.no homo.
ELOHEL sure you can touch teh car...just not the windows...i hate finger printsOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
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Originally Posted by Sammich
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW LOL
Originally Posted by Sammich
the typos abound, but seriously i think i did all that without even looking @ the screen b/c i would have caught them
i'm giving myself an A+ for epic no look drunk texting with a splash of WTF mixed in for good flavor
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Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
BLASPHEMY! WHO TOUCHES WINDOWS?!?!?! only "prints" that should be left on windows are 2 perfect circlesif you get what i'm sayin
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sometimes feetsOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
lol
hmm so lemme get this straight what if your "painter" didn't come with a perfect "canvas" in which her... i mean their "painting" wasn't symetrical?
then i guess its time for 1 of 2 things....
1) find a new artist
or
2) make sure that the painting stimulates your paint brush into a work of art![]()
Originally Posted by PURE jdm
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