the hangover....

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 08:18 AM

i has it.

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 08:20 AM

Do you feel like you are spinning when you close your eyez?

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 08:26 AM

yes, the spin is still there. i could be in a flo rida music video right now

**Danger Mouse** · 07-28-2009, 08:28 AM

lol

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 08:32 AM

*exits room and walks towards lollis*

"Well little ladies it looks like JM is going to be just fine, he just has a bad case of the hangoverz".

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 08:33 AM

*ouch my head*

but still minor laughing in super hilarity

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 08:34 AM

I sowwie, didn't mean to cause you any pains. I was in your boat on Sunday. Saturday was quite a rough night. I really don't even remember half of what happened, thank goshnesses I was at home and not out.

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 08:36 AM

indeed. however, i do remember be hammered while on a boat. and i guess i kept repeatedly singing on a boat...

**collins** · 07-28-2009, 08:38 AM

lol i wondered what taht text was about

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 08:38 AM

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by collins

lol i wondered what taht text was about

boats

**Red_Phoenix** · 07-28-2009, 08:40 AM

you haz to drink epic amounts of water!! Now to figure out where the school bus came from....

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 08:42 AM

i'm on bottle #5 so far.. i could swim, except with the room spinning and this feeling of floating... 1 of 2 things are happening

1) I'M BACK ON THE MOTHERF*cKIN BOAT

2) i'm drowning and am completely unaware

neither feels fun right now

and agreed. i better hide this thing... sigh, and all the pom poms

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

i'm on bottle #5 so far.. i could swim, except with the room spinning and this feeling of floating... 1 of 2 things are happening

1) I'M BACK ON THE MOTHERF*cKIN BOAT

2) i'm drowning and am completely unaware

neither feels fun right now

and agreed. i better hide this thing... sigh, and all the pom poms

What if the boat you're on is sinking and that is why you feel like you are drowning??

**FasTech** · 07-28-2009, 08:46 AM

I wish I had a hangover. I haven't drank in forever.

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

What if the boat you're on is sinking and that is why you feel like you are drowning??

option 3... it has been founded. and added to the list of un acceptable things to happen before 10 am.

technician that is quick - no you don't. trust me i wouldn't wish this on anyone other than that two timing hussie jessica drown in the sea simpson

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 09:04 AM

lol...yeah I hate being drunk, when I pick up my head when I am drunk it immediately falls back down.

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 09:08 AM

agreed. well... when i'm drunk peoples drinks mysterious disappear. you see i used to have a drinking problem.... it was that i couldn't stop. lol

sadly last night there was a relapse, today i remember why i enacted the BOOBS act. Being Overly Outgoing By Sipping. basically i need to stick with just 1 drink and sip on it... collins will tell you... for jay em, that requires ALOT of will power.

**ShooterMcGavin** · 07-28-2009, 09:09 AM

CARE, i no haz it.

**ilovemyhonda.** · 07-28-2009, 09:13 AM

I have a problem chugging any alcohol you give me except nasty azz Vodka. EW. I will just put it in a cup or right out the bottle and start chugging it, that is why I get so drunk.

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 09:14 AM

oh wayne i forgot i have something for you this morning

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 09:40 AM

gay thread is gay

gay text messages were gay

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 09:44 AM

shut up samwell.

however i don't remember much of the text messaging lol i do believe speaking to you brought out the eminem in me

the really bad un lyrical version that is

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 09:46 AM

i seriously should post your lyrics lol

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 09:47 AM

i'm almost wishing you would to prove my idiocy with alcohol levels

i can't even remember texting you except for the fact that joyous told me lol

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 09:58 AM

*sends text to email*

**oneSLOWex** · 07-28-2009, 10:04 AM

ELOHEL that is teh suck...joo needs lots of powerade and some greasy food to eat lol

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 10:04 AM

indeed. epic tr00f has come forward from j00r mouf. also. j00r car. i wub it. can touch in all the right places when i see joo? the car... touch teh car.

no homo.

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Emin3m

Don't have on my white power spreading through there black lyrics that spit from my face into your place from the bottom of my heart i take time to set this apart and give a minute to rest to this of the best way to explain how to sweep up the grain of the food i give you don't forget that i an the one that spits the best game on the head when i got your girl in the bed cause we was in the club sip.n on bub when you dipped out to flaunt your clout on that girl over there with the bleach blonde hair who was the one who said i ain't taking your name i'm on my way to fame a super model for sure don't think you're the one who is getting the fun tonight with this piece of ass if you are wanting the night then put up the fight and hand over the cash. I've been talking over this rhyme for a minute so don't forget it when eminem strikes back don't blink an eye cause before you know it you're gunna die with my game so tight you're have a moment of fright cause I'll be in your head when you go
To bed thinking of what just happened in your hand just remember one thing....i'm the motherfuckin man. Drops the mic

and there u have it

**oneSLOWex** · 07-28-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

indeed. epic tr00f has come forward from j00r mouf. also. j00r car. i wub it. can touch in all the right places when i see joo? the car... touch teh car.

no homo.

ELOHEL sure you can touch teh car...just not the windows...i hate finger prints

**oneSLOWex** · 07-28-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Sammich

and there u have it

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW LOL

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Sammich

and there u have it

the typos abound, but seriously i think i did all that without even looking @ the screen b/c i would have caught them

i'm giving myself an A+ for epic no look drunk texting with a splash of WTF mixed in for good flavor

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

ELOHEL sure you can touch teh car...just not the windows...i hate finger prints

BLASPHEMY! WHO TOUCHES WINDOWS?!?!?! only "prints" that should be left on windows are 2 perfect circles

if you get what i'm sayin

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 10:10 AM

what if the 'stencil' from which the 'circles' come from arent perfect?

**oneSLOWex** · 07-28-2009, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

BLASPHEMY! WHO TOUCHES WINDOWS?!?!?! only "prints" that should be left on windows are 2 perfect circles

if you get what i'm sayin

sometimes feets

lol

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 10:11 AM

hmm so lemme get this straight what if your "painter" didn't come with a perfect "canvas" in which her... i mean their "painting" wasn't symetrical?

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

hmm so lemme get this straight what if your "painter" didn't come with a perfect "canvas" in which her... i mean their "painting" wasn't symetrical?

u hit the nail on the head Bob Vila

**mocha latte cupcake** · 07-28-2009, 10:16 AM

then i guess its time for 1 of 2 things....

1) find a new artist

or

2) make sure that the painting stimulates your paint brush into a work of art

**oneSLOWex** · 07-28-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

then i guess its time for 1 of 2 things....

1) find a new artist

or

2) make sure that the painting stimulates your paint brush into a work of art

**Sammich** · 07-28-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by PURE jdm

then i guess its time for 1 of 2 things....

1) find a new artist

or

2) make sure that the painting stimulates your paint brush into a work of art

the fuk lol

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