I Shouldda Said...

[Mr. Clean]

GODDAMNIT i hate that feeling.


Today I pulled into the Publix parking lot; cut across a couple of rows stopping at each one and looking both ways (only have liability lol). So I get to one row and there's a guy coming so I stop, but he motions for me to go ahead. So I put it in first and pull out in front of and don't poke around in front of him and grab an open spot about 60 feet away. Maybe got to a top speed of 15. Well as many Honda owners know: to get to 15 in first you're at like 5 grand lol, and it sounds like your car is going to blow up to the unknowing ear. Well I get out of my car and this MILF is standing at the back of her gas guzzling Expedition letting the mildly mentally challenged 30+ yr old bag girl load her groceries. I notice she's looking at the back of my car for too long. Well I get about 10 feet from my car away from her but toward the door when she says,

"flyin' through the parking lot, huh"

I turn around and just nod at her and keep walking.



WTF... I got punked by a fucking old bitch (36-ish, smokin' hot ) looking for an argument because her home life sucks.


So then I got to think for the next hour on my way home about all the hilarious shit I could have said/done to her.

fuckin' a I hate that feeling.