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  1. 05-26-2009, 07:49 PM #1
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    GODDAMNIT i hate that feeling.


    Today I pulled into the Publix parking lot; cut across a couple of rows stopping at each one and looking both ways (only have liability lol). So I get to one row and there's a guy coming so I stop, but he motions for me to go ahead. So I put it in first and pull out in front of and don't poke around in front of him and grab an open spot about 60 feet away. Maybe got to a top speed of 15. Well as many Honda owners know: to get to 15 in first you're at like 5 grand lol, and it sounds like your car is going to blow up to the unknowing ear. Well I get out of my car and this MILF is standing at the back of her gas guzzling Expedition letting the mildly mentally challenged 30+ yr old bag girl load her groceries. I notice she's looking at the back of my car for too long. Well I get about 10 feet from my car away from her but toward the door when she says,

    "flyin' through the parking lot, huh"

    I turn around and just nod at her and keep walking.



    WTF... I got punked by a fucking old bitch (36-ish, smokin' hot ) looking for an argument because her home life sucks.


    So then I got to think for the next hour on my way home about all the hilarious shit I could have said/done to her.

    fuckin' a I hate that feeling.
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  2. 05-26-2009, 07:50 PM #2
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    i hate that too ,lol
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    i feel ya man, that shit'll eat at ya for a minute

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    should have yelled, "RACE WARS!!!!"

    Save ur engines!
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    Lol. I thought you wrecked your car once you mentioned insurance!

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Lol. I thought you wrecked your car once you mentioned insurance!
    so did I
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    nah no wrecking. just verbal pwnage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
    nah no wrecking. just verbal pwnage.
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    lol, i know the very same feeling.

    that-unexpected-got-you-by-suprise-imma-regret-not-saying- _____ -later feeling

    BUT

    its better than the responding with the wrong reponse and having the

    what-the-ufck-was-i-thinking,-why-did-i-say-that,-that-was-lame,-i-feel-like-a-douche,-and-everyone-is-prolly-laughing-at-me-feeling.
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    So.... Make a thread about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    So.... Make a thread about it.
    or post in a thread about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    or post in a thread about it
    or FUCK YO COUCH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    or FUCK YO COUCH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    or..................FUCK YO OTTOMAN?!?!?!?!

    noooooooo not otto! lol


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    Its hard to fuss back at an older women. That shit would eat me alive....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbd4DE
    Its hard to fuss back at an older women. That shit would eat me alive....

    she was like 36 and smokin' hot. i use the term lightly lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
    she was like 36 and smokin' hot. i use the term lightly lol.
    nice. mid-30's is a pretty fackin' hot age for milfs IMO. (the ones who don't have wizard sleeve cooters)

    screw you, robert*

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    nice. mid-30's is a pretty fackin' hot age for milfs IMO. (the ones who don't have wizard sleeve cooters)

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH. nah i'd smash this bitch right in the back of her expedition in front of the bag girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    i lick 80 year old men's taints! poo poo plater FTMFW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    nice. mid-30's is a pretty fackin' hot age for milfs IMO. (the ones who don't have wizard sleeve cooters)

    screw you, robert*


    Lol dang now i cant get wizard sleeves out of my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
    she was like 36 and smokin' hot. i use the term lightly lol.
    Damn... lol U should just started talking to her. You never know what might come out of it. lol
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    should have told her to take her top off like in the eat at joes commercials
    now with LSD
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAYDC2
    should have told her to take her top off like in the eat at joes commercials
    bwhahahaha.

    what i reallllly wanted to do was walk up to her and act like an off duty officer. ask her if she gone through training on how to accurately visually estimate someone's speed. then when she says no. tell her to STFU.


    orrrr just walk up and say:

    ME: do you know who the fuck i am? (crazy eyes)
    HER: no
    ME: maybe you should keep your snide remarks to yourself until you know what the Mr. Clean on the back of my goddamn car means
    HER: oh.
    ME: do you think me going an extreme rate of speed at 15mph in the parking lot is worth spilt milk?
    HER: do what? no.
    ME: (takes her newly purchased gallon of milk and throw it down the row and watches it explode)
    watch your mouth.



    that would be so goddamn mother fucking epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
    bwhahahaha.

    what i reallllly wanted to do was walk up to her and act like an off duty officer. ask her if she gone through training on how to accurately visually estimate someone's speed. then when she says no. tell her to STFU.


    orrrr just walk up and say:

    ME: do you know who the fuck i am? (crazy eyes)
    HER: no
    ME: maybe you should keep your snide remarks to yourself until you know what the Mr. Clean on the back of my goddamn car means
    HER: oh.
    ME: do you think me going an extreme rate of speed at 15mph in the parking lot is worth spilt milk?
    HER: do what? no.
    ME: (takes her newly purchased gallon of milk and throw it down the row and watches it explode)
    watch your mouth.



    that would be so goddamn mother fucking epic.

    EPIC!

    Quote Originally Posted by ShaSweet
    Good reason to not own a Honda #1


    You won't get punked by 30+ yr old bag ladies.

    lol it wasn't the bag lady that pwned him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungdz

    lol it wasn't the bag lady that pwned him.

    Either way he got owned and the was dumb enough to post about it on IA.:boobies:
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    Should of been like, Ya im flying thru the parking lot cuz i got places to see and people to do... SO HOW YOU DOING!
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    Good reason to not own a Honda #1


    You won't get punked by 30+ yr old bag ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaSweet
    Good reason to not own a Honda #1


    You won't get punked by 30+ yr old bag ladies.

    good reason why you should read the whole thread #1. enjoy.
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