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    Default My Stomach...

    is torn up.

    im not sure what i ate that did this but damn.

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    is it like a blinder or a masheti feeling?
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    Just go poop dude.

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    what about ur mom? WUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalSilver
    is it like a blinder or a masheti feeling?
    not really sure how to explain it. i got bubble guts and keep having to run to the bathroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Hero
    Just go poop dude.
    i have been for the past couple hours...ive just given up on leaving. im spending the night in here.

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    eat anything spicy?

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    Happens to me all the time dude. I have IBS, spastic colon, and I'm lactose intolerant. I know how it goes.

    Wipe with tp and then a baby wipe cause your ass will get raw. And after you think you're finished, wipe, do 20 jumping jacks, wait a min, and sit back down. It'll bring the next wave quicker.

    Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roche
    Happens to me all the time dude. I have IBS, spastic colon, and I'm lactose intolerant. I know how it goes.

    Wipe with tp and then a baby wipe cause your ass will get raw. And after you think you're finished, wipe, do 20 jumping jacks, wait a min, and sit back down. It'll bring the next wave quicker.

    Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tran
    eat anything spicy?
    I had flaming hot cheetos but that was awhile before my stomach started getting like this

    Quote Originally Posted by roche
    Happens to me all the time dude. I have IBS, spastic colon, and I'm lactose intolerant. I know how it goes.

    Wipe with tp and then a baby wipe cause your ass will get raw. And after you think you're finished, wipe, do 20 jumping jacks, wait a min, and sit back down. It'll bring the next wave quicker.

    Hope that helps.
    I hope your kidding about the jumping jacks. Funny as hell if it would really work but i dont see it happening. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    I had flaming hot cheetos but that was awhile before my stomach started getting like this



    I hope your kidding about the jumping jacks. Funny as hell if it would really work but i dont see it happening. hahaha
    sometimes it takes am min to really hit, but it could be the problem. i know everytime i eat, within an hour, i take a shit.

    and i eat about 4-6 meals a day.

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    I do it all the time.

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    I shit about 5 times a day on average.

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    just take a laxative. then give a good push
    just watch out. your intestines might come to

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    just take a laxative. then give a good push
    just watch out. your intestines might come to
    like that one chick in the vid posted in the RLD?

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    haha yeah. but she took it in the ass so much. so kinda different

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    haha yeah. but she took it in the ass so much. so kinda different


    either way, intestines were flying out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    just take a laxative. then give a good push
    just watch out. your intestines might come to
    the toilet wouldnt be big enough to hold everything if it came out in one push. I really dont want to clog it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    haha yeah. but she took it in the ass so much. so kinda different
    haha dude you spend a lot of time in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    the toilet wouldnt be big enough to hold everything if it came out in one push. I really dont want to clog it.
    its cool man, that foaming drano stuff works pretty well.

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    thats why you courtesy flush in the middle of shitting. trust me. i do it all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    the toilet wouldnt be big enough to hold everything if it came out in one push. I really dont want to clog it.
    Just flush it in the middle of your push.


    BTW baby wipes do work. I keep Charmin wipes in the bathroom & I don't get up from taking a shit without using a wet wipe. They make you ass feel cleaner and you won't get shit stains or have a sore/crusty ass hours later.
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    yeah i jusy have a fear the water will go to high and my ass will drown in my own shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    yeah i jusy have a fear the water will go to high and my ass will drown in my own shit
    wow. theres nothing you can do about that..umm just go shit in the tub..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    wow. theres nothing you can do about that..umm just go shit in the tub..
    remove the drain grate before you do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    yeah i jusy have a fear the water will go to high and my ass will drown in my own shit
    Go use the outhouse.
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    yeah. and have a little water flow. you dont want it getting cloged in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    Go use the outhouse.
    i like this idea better. actually i think ill go find the mailbox of someone i dont like and leave them a little something

    even if i use the tub there still is cleanup

    and think what if you fell in it before you got away from the tub. not something i want to deal with

    outhouse/mailbox it is ha

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    go to your neighbors house and just clog theres up. dont even flush. just shit. say thank you and leave

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    I suggest you go to cg_evan or XLR8NMR2's mailbox. Just a tthought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    go to your neighbors house and just clog theres up. dont even flush. just shit. say thank you and leave
    home depot. or lowes.
    the display models.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    go to your neighbors house and just clog theres up. dont even flush. just shit. say thank you and leave
    the jewish people or the fire crotch?


    btw i do not discriminate against either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tran
    home depot. or lowes.
    the display models.
    ha ill leave a little something in each one

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90_ACCORD
    the jewish people or the fire crotch?


    btw i do not discriminate against either
    the jews. isnt there like 9 of them. they have to have a good bit of toilets and toilet paper. and baby wipes. so youre set

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    shit in a sink

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    Quote Originally Posted by 89_Stallion
    the jews. isnt there like 9 of them. they have to have a good bit of toilets and toilet paper. and baby wipes. so youre set
    very true...lets just hope none walk in. that would make for a pretty awkward meeting

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize
    shit in a sink
    and how is that a good idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize
    shit in a sink
    in lowes.

    during the busiest time!

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    shoot. he came over when we installed your subs. so he knows you. just maybe not good enought to shit in his toilet

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    Just don't shit in Wal-Mart.
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