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Maniac is gay.
Tracy loves golden showers.
I am guilty of doing many extreme and derogatory things with girls.
If I don't answer right away, it's probably because I'm masturbating (myself or a underage girl)
That's about it for now; I will add to this list as it becomes necessary
Did you beat the ***** ass in your avatar?
No, but it looked deserving considering the caption.Originally Posted by bigdare23
Why must you continue leaving me homosexual related comments on my myspace?
Because you asked me out to the movies.
And because it's befitting a strapping young homo such as thyself.
hasnt this already been done?
-2001 Lexus IS300
-2004 Pontiac GTO - 530hp/625ft lbs - 10.62@130mph - Sold!
Here's another question, mr.crackerdamus.
If a big start explodes into a supernova. And the star is five light years away. How long after the explosion will the sound waves reach earth?
What is an appropriate amount to tip a stripper when said dancing whore, is working satellite # 2?
No.
Here are a few answers. Get to them whenever your brain cools down, since im sure its already over heating due to all these intense questions.
1. Why is my shoe size number higher than your IQ level?
2. How is the world going to end?
3. Is there a purpose for your existence?
Well, it all depends on how far your nose is from your anus, because eventually they will rub.
Stop reading unimportant nerd crap and get a yob.
Haha! Heres another question, when we gonna go see 10k bc? You know you wanna go see it you old fart.
There are no strippers on Satellite #2. It's all hype.
My brain is cool enough to notice that doesn't make sense
NIKON Squad | D90
Damnit kevin! LOL questions*
Crackerdaumus, I demand you answer my question or I will have Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on that ass pronto. Really. I really really will.
1. Maybe in pesos vs USD.
2. The world will never end; it only ends for our generation, and then the next follows. All this religious crap about the world ending is nonsense.
3. Yes, to live my life and take advantage of hot young chicks.
I answered your question, and I am not worried about Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson since they are both probably stuffing their fat gums with shikaaaan waaaaangs.
In the finite dimensional space spanned by linearly independent basis vectors, if you spin an electron clockwise, would its entangled pair spin likewise in another finite dimensional space?
Don't forget the purple drank
A meal consisting of chikin, or pollo for all you Messicans following this thread,
is not complete w/out some purple drank....
Will I be able to replace my alternator all by myself?
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Maybe, but it all depends: when you rub your clit, do you do it clockwise or counterclockwise?
Depends on who I'm thinking about.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in love with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last food that you ate?
15. Where were you last week at this time?
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time you ran?
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
19. What is your favorite animal?
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last person's house you were in?
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
23. Have you been in love?
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
25. Last play you saw?
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
29. Next trip you are going to take?
30. Ever go to camp?
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
32. What do you want to know about the future?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
35. Where is your best friend?
36. How is your best friend?
37. Do you have a tan?
38. What are you listening to right now?
39. Do you collect anything?
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
43. What does your last text message say?
44. Do you like hot sauce?
45. Last time you took a shower?
46. Do you need to do laundry?
47. What is your heritage?
48. Are you someone's best friend?
49. Are you rich?
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
NIKON Squad | D90
If you have the tools, time, don't mind getting dirty and have basic automotive skills, YES, you can do it. On what car?
kayfunk already made a thread like this.... and he failed.
déjà vu up in dis bish.
She has a poon.
Poon belongs in the kitchen.
Take back what you just said or your chauvinistic man card will be taken
away indefinitely.
x2. traitor.
2000 Honda Civic LX. I have the time, I love working on my own car, and yes I have basic automotive skills. I also have my Tool box
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
^^^
And how old are you? (You may need special guidance)2000 Honda Civic LX. I have the time, I love working on my own car, and yes I have basic automotive skills. I also have my Tool box
I'm 22 sir.
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Will Maniac really go blind from all that excessive masturbation?
no. mexicans of his breed are powerful beings. he has special "fish eyelids" for just in case his squirt goes haywire.
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Ok then, do it. All you need to do is loosen bolts (remove + battery terminal first), loosen tensioner, take off cables, remove belt, reinstall new alternator.
You might have to remove other parts if they are in the way.
Thats it
will I get laid before the end of the week?
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
Yes, but the only way I can guarantee that is if you're willing.
Does your mom know you're ghey? (Y/N)
I am willing to get laid. Just need to know if its going to happen. I'm tired of getting off on redtube.com
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
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