Txt Messaging is gay
but its all my girl does while i'm at work.... from when i get to work at 6am.. till when i get off which sometimes runs to 6pm... seems like she has more to say in a message then she does on the damn fone lol... she'll just breathe on the fone and then get mad when i say i'll call you bacc lol
AgreedOriginally Posted by Dracc
Want to text?
sure why not.. hit me up
My dam roomate doesnt it non stop.... 81911sc knows wat im talkin bout...
Its not even healthy for you and ur girl to do it NON STOP... and like whenever they get done texting its straight to calling... it could be at the most awkward times too... eating, IN THE TANNING BED, school (which is sometimes reasonable), etc....
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****** doesn't stop.
His girl does have a nice snooter though.
Dracc, I don't know your number
O and
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his ****, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick ****. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a *****, begging her mate to fill her up.
His claws dig in deeper, the pain, it's excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my **** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my **** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle.
He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his ****, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me.
I feel him slow, his **** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
here is my text schedule with my girl... I get up at 5:15.. get in the shower... brush the teeth... wash up and all that get dressed.....
5:45 - message * ringtone t pain and 2 pistols she got it * baby i love you have a good day
intermission after i text her bacc saying i love you to .. blah blah blah.. such and such
8:am she gets up to get ready for class at 9:30 text me again... *ringtone t pain and 2 pistols she got it* what you doin
text bacc.. i'm obviously still at work baby samthing 5 days a week.. whats up
10 am - quiting time... TEXTING ALL MUTHFUCCN DAY
Lol I hear ya man. Bitches be crazy.
this is by far the GAYEST THING EVER ON IA..
this is by far the GAYEST THING EVER ON IA..
As much as i hate to admitt it...
Dracc i got ya beat...
I had 9k... yes 9,000 messages in 1 month...
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Your girl ever get out of that instatution yet?
instatution ?
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no you dont sire... my month is not over.. started on the 3rd of Feb.... ends on the 3rd of march.. and this month is 28 days... and i'm at 4,388 messages in 11 days.. do the math i'll be past you in 11 more days
^^ Get a life...
lol
2004 Audi A4
This is not true. I remember one steamy hot summer night I was working on my car when I heard a knock on the garage door. I turned around only to find Hypnotoad and Trymy4.0 both standing there. Hypnotoad was wearing a unicorn shirt with no pants and Trymy4.0 had on some black leather chaps. They both said hello. Instantly there was a sexual tension in the air as I shook both of their hands, their car had broken down and they needed to get to the XTC super center for a one time one blow out sale on king dongs. Now since it had taken them so long to walk to my house, and it was almost closing time, I said I would run them over there and fix their car afterwords.
So here we are in the car, my 911SC, with me driving and Hypnotoad sitting on Trymy's lap. I guess no one wanted to sit in the back. As we are driving along I notice they both between to whisper sweet nothing into each others ears and slightly fondle one another. I don't know how to explain it but I was getting some what aroused. As they soon began to make out I had the uncontrollable urge to rub my penis through my cut off jean shorts. I didn't think anyone would notice since they were so busy with one another, and then all of a sudden I feel another hand on rise in my levi's.....it was Hypnotoad. He said "hey, you wanna share that thing"? To with I could hardly speak, but I gathered myself and said "sure".
I pulled the car into an orange grove and that is when the story gets really hot. Hypnotoad grabbed my cut off jean shorts and with one pull ripped them clean off of my body leaving me in nothing but a cut off areosmith t-shirt and my flip flops. He began slowly sucking on my shaft and rubbing my balls with only the finest of touches. Then Trymy4.0 came out of left field and started to finger my *******, he looks me dead in the eyes and said to me "oh my heavens that it tight" to which I replied "not after tonight, big guy".
For the next 4 hours we sucked and fuccked each other in a torrid 3 way that ended with us in a 3 way circle jerk in which we all came on one another. After I got some clean cut off jean shorts out of the hatch of my pristine SC we made our way to the XTC super center only to meet up with Dracc and GuessWho who had also came down for the huge sale. After spending some time in the store we made our way back out to the cars, Dracc looks at me and says "I heard about the orange grove, care for some more? Myself and Trymy4.0 are ready to play and here you have what it takes". I couldn't speak, then suddenly Hypnotoad says "we can all go back to the grove and get it on like donkey kong".
This was a very erotic night to say the least, and I know one thing after all of this. Hypnotoad and Trymy4.0 never had a car that night, but their love for the king dong caused them to walk a really long way only to find the love of Dracc, GuessWho and my anus.
OMG! wow I thought me and my girlfriend texted a lot.... I guess I was wrong. We text like 10-15 times a day max. hahaha, wowwwwww.
did you just mention me in your GAY-CAPADE... please dont do that..
i'm sitting right next to my girl in the house watching tv.. *I'm crippin... CAAAA RIIIIPPP rings* open fone... message.. from Babi Girl.... I love you
DAMNIT
LIRL....
Dracc you dirty kat you...
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He's a gonner....
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LOL
I was at the Hollywood Hard Rock Casino to eat and later to play the slots. After a few hours of drinking I had to take a piss and a **** (pardon my french) anyway I went to the bathroom and there was ****in piss all over the toliet and I has to take a dump and bad so i went to the other stall and the damn same thing. PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT AND FLOOR. I started to get horny and my **** got very hard. I dropped to my feet and started to lick the piss. I was soooo ****ing horny that I thought my **** would EXPLODE. The taste of the strangers piss was so ****in hot. The salty taste was GREAT and I licked the seat and clean. Then I jacked off all over the place. I came like never before and it felt soooo good to get my rocks off. Then I started to piss everywhere exept the toliet bowl. Piss all over the ****in place. I sat down on the piss covered seat and took a healthy ****. Then I got up and left my nast **** in the toliet for the next basterd who uses it.
I would of did a line of crack off that seat if it was me...
2004 Audi A4
both of yall are cracc babies
**** you, ive raped people for far less than this. you think you can ****ing come on IA and just act like a ****ing hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, ****face, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You ****ing tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a ****ing baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm ****ing kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to ****ing face. You call yourself "GuessWho"? We'll see who's guessin when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, ****, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what ****ing happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some ****ing face to get my point across, just ****ing test me you worthless sack of excrement.
Alright orange grove fantasizer...
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Post # 26 goes for you to.
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Post # 26 goes for you to.
anywhere on sugarloaf parkway in Gwinnet county cuz... you might have a louie ville slugger but i got Hollow point slugs
you found something to do in whoresville yet?
Dude i was up in Gwinnet all last weekend for the hockey games at the arena... Fri, Sat, and Sun....
2004 Audi A4
Fuuk no, you got any whitieys up there?
yeah.. you got AIM? hit me up on there and ill direct you to my boy who stays up thereFuuk no, you got any whitieys up there?
Name is a911ownr
Message me, I'm not good at that ****.
I dont like to repeat myself DRACC...
2004 Audi A4
whats that supposed to mean to me.... he was talking to you and i was talking to him.. we didnt not exchange conversation
#33.... Just look
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ok so you were near my house.. now what?
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