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This is not true. I remember one steamy hot summer night I was working on my car when I heard a knock on the garage door. I turned around only to find Hypnotoad and Trymy4.0 both standing there. Hypnotoad was wearing a unicorn shirt with no pants and Trymy4.0 had on some black leather chaps. They both said hello. Instantly there was a sexual tension in the air as I shook both of their hands, their car had broken down and they needed to get to the XTC super center for a one time one blow out sale on king dongs. Now since it had taken them so long to walk to my house, and it was almost closing time, I said I would run them over there and fix their car afterwords.

So here we are in the car, my 911SC, with me driving and Hypnotoad sitting on Trymy's lap. I guess no one wanted to sit in the back. As we are driving along I notice they both between to whisper sweet nothing into each others ears and slightly fondle one another. I don't know how to explain it but I was getting some what aroused. As they soon began to make out I had the uncontrollable urge to rub my penis through my cut off jean shorts. I didn't think anyone would notice since they were so busy with one another, and then all of a sudden I feel another hand on rise in my levi's.....it was Hypnotoad. He said "hey, you wanna share that thing"? To with I could hardly speak, but I gathered myself and said "sure".

I pulled the car into an orange grove and that is when the story gets really hot. Hypnotoad grabbed my cut off jean shorts and with one pull ripped them clean off of my body leaving me in nothing but a cut off areosmith t-shirt and my flip flops. He began slowly sucking on my shaft and rubbing my balls with only the finest of touches. Then Trymy4.0 came out of left field and started to finger my *******, he looks me dead in the eyes and said to me "oh my heavens that it tight" to which I replied "not after tonight, big guy".

For the next 4 hours we sucked and fuccked each other in a torrid 3 way that ended with us in a 3 way circle jerk in which we all came on one another. After I got some clean cut off jean shorts out of the hatch of my pristine SC we made our way to the XTC super center only to meet up with Dracc and GuessWho who had also came down for the huge sale. After spending some time in the store we made our way back out to the cars, Dracc looks at me and says "I heard about the orange grove, care for some more? Myself and Trymy4.0 are ready to play and here you have what it takes". I couldn't speak, then suddenly Hypnotoad says "we can all go back to the grove and get it on like donkey kong".

This was a very erotic night to say the least, and I know one thing after all of this. Hypnotoad and Trymy4.0 never had a car that night, but their love for the king dong caused them to walk a really long way only to find the love of Dracc, GuessWho and my anus.

[AnthonyF]

This is not true. I remember one steamy hot summer night I was working on my car when I heard a knock on the garage door. I turned around only to find Hypnotoad and Trymy4.0 both standing there. Hypnotoad was wearing a unicorn shirt with no pants and Trymy4.0 had on some black leather chaps. They both said hello. Instantly there was a sexual tension in the air as I shook both of their hands, their car had broken down and they needed to get to the XTC super center for a one time one blow out sale on king dongs. Now since it had taken them so long to walk to my house, and it was almost closing time, I said I would run them over there and fix their car afterwords.

So here we are in the car, my 911SC, with me driving and Hypnotoad sitting on Trymy's lap. I guess no one wanted to sit in the back. As we are driving along I notice they both between to whisper sweet nothing into each others ears and slightly fondle one another. I don't know how to explain it but I was getting some what aroused. As they soon began to make out I had the uncontrollable urge to rub my penis through my cut off jean shorts. I didn't think anyone would notice since they were so busy with one another, and then all of a sudden I feel another hand on rise in my levi's.....it was Hypnotoad. He said "hey, you wanna share that thing"? To with I could hardly speak, but I gathered myself and said "sure".

I pulled the car into an orange grove and that is when the story gets really hot. Hypnotoad grabbed my cut off jean shorts and with one pull ripped them clean off of my body leaving me in nothing but a cut off areosmith t-shirt and my flip flops. He began slowly sucking on my shaft and rubbing my balls with only the finest of touches. Then Trymy4.0 came out of left field and started to finger my *******, he looks me dead in the eyes and said to me "oh my heavens that it tight" to which I replied "not after tonight, big guy".

For the next 4 hours we sucked and fuccked each other in a torrid 3 way that ended with us in a 3 way circle jerk in which we all came on one another. After I got some clean cut off jean shorts out of the hatch of my pristine SC we made our way to the XTC super center only to meet up with Dracc and GuessWho who had also came down for the huge sale. After spending some time in the store we made our way back out to the cars, Dracc looks at me and says "I heard about the orange grove, care for some more? Myself and Trymy4.0 are ready to play and here you have what it takes". I couldn't speak, then suddenly Hypnotoad says "we can all go back to the grove and get it on like donkey kong".

This was a very erotic night to say the least, and I know one thing after all of this. Hypnotoad and Trymy4.0 never had a car that night, but their love for the king dong caused them to walk a really long way only to find the love of Dracc, GuessWho and my anus.

You are a weird individual. lol. Amazing how you were thinking of me. you must find me sessi :boobies: