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    Default WTF?!? BITCHES TRY'N TO KILL ME

    So I ordered something from ebay, and it was delivered today. So I remove all the tape and and open the box. WTF do I see?!? A DAMN BLACK WIDOW chilling in the corner of the box. I was like "WHAT THE HELL?!?" Since it was in the corner I couldn't get a good swing at it with the good ol' flip flop, so my dumb ass decided to slowly drag the box across my apt to the door. Well in the process the ***** jumped out of the damn box. The problem with that was I have a big ass black rug on the floor . It took me about 10mins to find that damn spider. Luckly I did!


    moral of the story

    flipflop>>>black widow

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    Damn man close call! One of the things I hate about the south is the black widow

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    DAMN! Ebay's gettin dangerous! thats crazy man! i'd invest in some Geothermal Spider tracking blackanese sunglasses and spot them fools quicker! coulda been 1 dare less in the world today... see.... JDM IS DANGEROUS! glad you're ok buddy lol

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    LOL@PUREjdm


    yeah, I almost lost my life inquest for more JDM parts LOL

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    ^lmao wtf did pure jdm just say?

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    good job

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    wow sounds like your ordered something with protection. maybe the spider was put in there just in case dhl or ups decided to open the box and take something. maybe the spider WAS the insurance sneaky little devils ma

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    lmao at black widow security





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    Hahahahha WTF Dare!
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    lol so did u give him positive or negative feedback?

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    Suck my white ass ball!
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    dude if you were any smart you would of let it bit you, then you could sue them

    plus black widows can't really kill you unless you are not at a hospital and alergic to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad3nch1na
    dude if you were any smart you would of let it bit you, then you could sue them

    plus black widows can't really kill you unless you are not at a hospital and alergic to them.

    You must be a badass SOB if you would let a black widow bite you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    Suck my white ass ball!




    I would rather not!

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    nooo u killed dracc

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    lol at these comments

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    LOL

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    your lucky as hell man, matter fact we was just talking about this the other day ,that the black wido spider can harm you , man that **** can kill

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    thats messed up! should have got the insurance lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustin
    thats messed up! should have got the insurance lol

    **** that, I was about to be using my health insurance

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    say there was a black widow in his feedback


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    lmao D , thanx for droppin off the harnesses

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