Hmmm... how do I begin?

My horn has never worked in my 77 Civic Hatch. Neither have my wipers. The fuel level/engine temp gauge only illuminates when it wants to... but the speedo illuminates and works as advertised.

I am always driving and clicking on the horn button (bc it doesn't works) to the beat of whatever song I can find on the OEM AM radio. Yesterday some country song is playing --- and I am "click click click"ing the non-functional horn button to the beat of that song at a red light.

Suddenly out of NOWHERE the horn works. It took me a while to realize it's MY horn that I hear honking, I beeped (at the car ahead of me) 4 or 5 times before I realized that it was MY horn and I stopped. Well - she obv was not paying attention to the light (still red) and she looked in her rear-view as to say "thanx" to me and pulled out into the intersection. Light was STILL red!!! LMAO!!!

Mini-van swerves, she locks up her brakes and another car slammed on brakes as well. There was a good 10 seconds of cars swerving and smoke everywhere! HA HA

The horn hasn't worked since! HA HA