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    Default WOOPS!!! MY BAD LADY....

    Hmmm... how do I begin?

    My horn has never worked in my 77 Civic Hatch. Neither have my wipers. The fuel level/engine temp gauge only illuminates when it wants to... but the speedo illuminates and works as advertised.

    I am always driving and clicking on the horn button (bc it doesn't works) to the beat of whatever song I can find on the OEM AM radio. Yesterday some country song is playing --- and I am "click click click"ing the non-functional horn button to the beat of that song at a red light.

    Suddenly out of NOWHERE the horn works. It took me a while to realize it's MY horn that I hear honking, I beeped (at the car ahead of me) 4 or 5 times before I realized that it was MY horn and I stopped. Well - she obv was not paying attention to the light (still red) and she looked in her rear-view as to say "thanx" to me and pulled out into the intersection. Light was STILL red!!! LMAO!!!

    Mini-van swerves, she locks up her brakes and another car slammed on brakes as well. There was a good 10 seconds of cars swerving and smoke everywhere! HA HA

    The horn hasn't worked since! HA HA
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    bwhahahahahaha man! lol bwhahahah DUDE you were almost responsible for some maaaaaad mess lol oh well now she can't say you honked @ her b/c it doesn't work lol lol lol lol

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    <- Lady in intersection.

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    i LOL'd @ work



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    ata boy baby j

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    I just made the 1st turn that I could find to get outta there --- didn't care where it took me. LMAO!! Ummm - what's this??? "Bobs Sexchange Store" parking lot? SCHWEET! I'll take it!!! LOL
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J

    The horn hasn't worked since! HA HA
    It was....Destiny

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!

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    i thought i saw your car on tuesday but it was an 81 honda civic, only way i knew is because the liscense plate said 81civic or 81honda

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    I just made the 1st turn that I could find to get outta there --- didn't care where it took me. LMAO!! Ummm - what's this??? "Bobs Sexchange Store" parking lot? SCHWEET! I'll take it!!! LOL



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    haha causing accidents that you aren't a part of FTW

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    lol
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    atleast it didnt get stuck i had a horn get stuck on me once while blowing at a car cutting me off... it was embarassing

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    bwahhahahaaaahaahaaa [catches breath] bwaaahahahahahahahha lolol thats funny
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    Resize sig area!

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    damn i actually lirl.. awesome story!!! reps if i can!!

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    LOLOL

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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ur a dangerous man! lololol
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    That's right - I'll honk your a$s right into a busy intersection to a Clint Black soundtrack b1tch.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAA!!!!!!!

    ~blows unintentional fart, snorts onto desktop, glasses fog~

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa!!!
    ~cough...cough~

    OH GOD....OH GOD.....~GASPS~ whew!!...

    ok, that was the funniest i've read in a while!



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    You have the best stories and I can totally imagine you beeping to the country beat!

    Val for president!

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    Funniest **** I've read in a while. Reps if I can! LMAO!!!
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