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  1. 01-07-2008, 10:57 PM #1
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    Default the BEST sex

    how do you get the best sex???? i think its when you find a chick that is effin badd (sexy) and she knows it. and she does stuff to make you wanna fukk the mess out of her! she makes you feel like your not even on her mind. she makes you think to yourself "forget it niggah its not worth it" or "***** is ***** theyre all the same", but you at the end of the day, you still wanna thraxx her. its a mutual feeling tho, she has to want you to eff her just as bad as you want to, but she goes about it a different way. its all up to her she can starve you for as long as she feels necessary...but when she lets you get it, as soon as them drawls drop, you dont think to slow stroke it for one second, you dive in there and stir her guts up like it was what you were put on this earth to do.
    I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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    Lol...u got video to go along with that description?:idb:


    I think sex is good the time is taken to do every position, fast and slow. And both people cum multiple times. And afterwards, no money is being exchanged
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    ummm. ok
    i missed the point
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    Lol...u got video to go along with that description?:idb:


    I think sex is good the time is taken to do every position, fast and slow. And both people cum multiple times. And afterwards, no money is being exchanged
    you got the right idea. if we did it...id make us sandwiches afterwards
    I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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    woo...?

    that was a big waste of time.
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    hooray, you've succesfully wasted your time



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    Ok, so I know this is the WL and all.... but.... wtf??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    my sensors indicate a virgin
    I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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    yea.. keep thinking that
    nothing says you take it in the ass like a bright red miata
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    yea.. keep thinking that
    nothing says you take it in the ass like a bright red miata
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    youre right!! i wish i had your car...then i guess i wouldnt take it in the ass so much right? wtf
    I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyPain
    my sensors indicate a virgin
    LoL are we in high school ppl? I can't even believe ppl still play the Virgin card. Usually when ppl make their sexual conquest known to the public, more than likely all they do is watch porn &
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    ok yall got it
    I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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  17. 01-07-2008, 11:41 PM #17
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    gimmie my damn 20 seconds back
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    Quote Originally Posted by SammyPain
    youre right!! i wish i had your car...then i guess i wouldnt take it in the ass so much right? wtf
    no, you'd still take it up the ass. you'd just be a stealthmode fag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
    no, you'd still take it up the ass. you'd just be a stealthmode fag


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    not yet.
    i'll sit back and let him mull over his life for awhile
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    AHHHH im so freakin confused!!! i thought at first this was a question, then HE told us how to have the best sex i think... not quite sure cause its so ****in scatter brained! dude share the drugs you on cause it must be some good ish!!!

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    i think mommy did drugs while she was pregnant

    wait.
    i think someone spotted you at a nascar race
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    AHHHH im so freakin confused!!! i thought at first this was a question, then HE told us how to have the best sex i think... not quite sure cause its so ****in scatter brained! dude share the drugs you on cause it must be some good ish!!!


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    he should find one of these vending machines
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    AHHHH im so freakin confused!!! i thought at first this was a question, then HE told us how to have the best sex i think... not quite sure cause its so ****in scatter brained! dude share the drugs you on cause it must be some good ish!!!
    You owe me some road head!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.7_Tundra
    You owe me some road head!

    LMAO do wha?! who is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    LMAO do wha?! who is this?
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    umm.... wow... LOL freak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    umm.... wow... LOL freak
    You know it!
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    dude did you tap it or not? thats all i want to know?!!?
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    he probably didnt
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    Im not even going to waste my time reading his post, can someone explain to me what this chump is talking about?

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    i think 5.7_tundra may be DT
    since thats what i saw him driving last
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