Twas the night before boost-mas, when all through IA

not a gif was moving not even banana man


the wrenches were hung on the peg board with care

in hopes that Admin would soon be there


the posters were sitting in the whoreslounge you see

while visions of rep points littered their screens

and curry in his lude lady and lucy with me

had just lined up for the first christmas race

when from across the road the light flashed green

i launched off the line with with blinding speed

away from the curry i ran oh so fast

tore through the gears and the tires lit up

the moon shone through the falkens last breath

it was apparent that the curry was no match for his foe

when whats this i said? whos on me with those bright HIDs


but a small CRX with some jdm wheels

the little black man, revved and spun'm all the way through 3rd

i knew in a moment that f00 was bigdare

like the fury of a thousand Vtec he ran through

i knew this could be the moment i met his crew

now JaydmDC2! now Evasive EF9! now ellingwood and KevinT707!

on uproot! on mainstream! on JFROLANG and 90_zc_hatch!

to the top of ackworth! to the top of east cobb!

now boost away, nitrous away, vtec away all!

as psi gauges bounce and the fuel/oil takes flight

i knew tonight there would be a honda nissan fight

as they met another car on the road tonight they flew on past

so up to their power bands they revved and spool'd

with a car stripped for speed and some jdm parts too


then in a new post click i saw a new thread

attn: all noobs was the title it read

as i moved my cursor over to click it twice

i recieve a PM from a familiar face

it was a picture of a chick with a turbo covering her tang

her clothes no longer there NWS the title read i knew this could

only be echonova's sweet work

there there it was i could believe my eyes 2 girls 1 cup it caught

me by surprise damn you echo you sick S O B WTF you trying to

do to me?!?!?!

his eyes, how they twinkled.... his hair so gray

his cheeks were like turbo's all dirty and red

his mouth drool'd a little as pictures of maniac danced in his head

and the beer in his hand, so warm, so wrong i totally blame this on

vuyoung_dong. the end of a cigar he lit with a smile little does he know

vteckidd s banning him all the while. mike laughed a evil laugh as echo went

to make a post, unknowing to him his monitor would go up in smoke

he had a sad emo face and a beer filled belly

that should like a civic with no struts just springs oh my of all the terrible

things. Julio looked down from his IA throne amused with the noobs acting

like they are tough and own with a laugh and a click IP BANNED F00Ls! with

a quick PM title IA owns j00! from the corner you hear something that

sounded like a ghost is was QD in the kitchen in an apron making toast?!?!

as i continued down my kingdom 85 i looked around to admire the city lights

i was proud of myself for keeping myself out of IA fights...

so just remember next time your on the net.... theres a girl in the NWS just

trying to get wet, visit the whoreslounge for a good time still, the Killsforum is

there for speed freaks alike, car pics are there to show off your rice, the

countless squads and crews and teams are here and stand for something new

no more body kits and neons in their crew. the sponsors take care of you

so visit them often, gotta put in a plug for my homies @ superstar customs!

weather its rims, hoods, lights or spool IA's the place to find it you tool!

welcome to IA where the players play when we're all just enthusiasts @ the

end of the day! so next time you see another car on the road, thumbs up, rev

rev and away we go!


merry christmas IA. -purejdm