Twas the night before..... jm style
Twas the night before boost-mas, when all through IA
not a gif was moving not even banana man
the wrenches were hung on the peg board with care
in hopes that Admin would soon be there
the posters were sitting in the whoreslounge you see
while visions of rep points littered their screens
and curry in his lude lady and lucy with me
had just lined up for the first christmas race
when from across the road the light flashed green
i launched off the line with with blinding speed
away from the curry i ran oh so fast
tore through the gears and the tires lit up
the moon shone through the falkens last breath
it was apparent that the curry was no match for his foe
when whats this i said? whos on me with those bright HIDs
but a small CRX with some jdm wheels
the little black man, revved and spun'm all the way through 3rd
i knew in a moment that f00 was bigdare
like the fury of a thousand Vtec he ran through
i knew this could be the moment i met his crew
now JaydmDC2! now Evasive EF9! now ellingwood and KevinT707!
on uproot! on mainstream! on JFROLANG and 90_zc_hatch!
to the top of ackworth! to the top of east cobb!
now boost away, nitrous away, vtec away all!
as psi gauges bounce and the fuel/oil takes flight
i knew tonight there would be a honda nissan fight
as they met another car on the road tonight they flew on past
so up to their power bands they revved and spool'd
with a car stripped for speed and some jdm parts too
then in a new post click i saw a new thread
attn: all noobs was the title it read
as i moved my cursor over to click it twice
i recieve a PM from a familiar face
it was a picture of a chick with a turbo covering her tang
her clothes no longer there NWS the title read i knew this could
only be echonova's sweet work
there there it was i could believe my eyes 2 girls 1 cup it caught
me by surprise damn you echo you sick S O B WTF you trying to
do to me?!?!?!
his eyes, how they twinkled.... his hair so gray
his cheeks were like turbo's all dirty and red
his mouth drool'd a little as pictures of maniac danced in his head
and the beer in his hand, so warm, so wrong i totally blame this on
vuyoung_dong. the end of a cigar he lit with a smile little does he know
vteckidd s banning him all the while. mike laughed a evil laugh as echo went
to make a post, unknowing to him his monitor would go up in smoke
he had a sad emo face and a beer filled belly
that should like a civic with no struts just springs oh my of all the terrible
things. Julio looked down from his IA throne amused with the noobs acting
like they are tough and own with a laugh and a click IP BANNED F00Ls! with
a quick PM title IA owns j00! from the corner you hear something that
sounded like a ghost is was QD in the kitchen in an apron making toast?!?!
as i continued down my kingdom 85 i looked around to admire the city lights
i was proud of myself for keeping myself out of IA fights...
so just remember next time your on the net.... theres a girl in the NWS just
trying to get wet, visit the whoreslounge for a good time still, the Killsforum is
there for speed freaks alike, car pics are there to show off your rice, the
countless squads and crews and teams are here and stand for something new
no more body kits and neons in their crew. the sponsors take care of you
so visit them often, gotta put in a plug for my homies @ superstar customs!
weather its rims, hoods, lights or spool IA's the place to find it you tool!
welcome to IA where the players play when we're all just enthusiasts @ the
end of the day! so next time you see another car on the road, thumbs up, rev
rev and away we go!
merry christmas IA. -purejdm
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Originally Posted by PURE jdm
and even some who enjoy it! and EVEN still some that request it lol
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