Jesus H. Christ, how long do I have to ****ing sit on ****ing hold until you answer my god damn call!?!? That's just retarded, I've been on hold 20minutes so far! Thank ****ing GOD I'm not in a hurry...

And what's funny is you know how they have a voice that's like "please hold"
That voice keeps changing...so I keep thinking they're answering. But they're not...

At least it's ****ing relaxing music....god damnit...

/vent

So who's your healthcare provider?