1,000,000$ Question (what would you do???)

Post the 1st 5 things you would do if you won 1,000,000$


1) Pay everything off cars, house, cc (DEBIT FREE)
2) Buy wife her tricked M3
3) Buy my elise (w/ Kseries swap w/ jackson racing supercharger )
4) Drive to work in my new car park in the bosses spot and get fired
5) Get fired repeadily from meaningless jobs for fun (example: McDonalds drive through... Thank you for choosing McDicks would you like to suck on my penis)