If shampoo comes in different colors, why is the lather always white?

Do monkeys have finger nails?

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo, or soap?

If a person comes up to you and says they are a compulsive liar, were they lying?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Post your own stupid question for my great mind to ponder, and don't be gay about it, or I'll give you AIDs.