it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....Originally Posted by Kelly
and the answer is:
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....
and the answer is:
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
so I take it the world didn't explode that time?
If it's chuck norris... all of it.it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....
You can't have manslaughter without laughter
ok john madden...
lol
That's a good question. Can you really kill someone by just being nice?
Repost!it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....
and the answer is:
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
not the first part
why doesnt super glue stick the the inside of the bottle?
that stuff is delicious
thomas, why do you suck at life?
Because life sucks back
+4
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maniac again.
I gotta spread my AIDs around sum more
Its like having an evil twin... In your head.
heres an old one..
why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways
in all honesty...........
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
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Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ...
what does the tilly mean? like a tilly machine aka ATM. ive been saying it for years.
why do people say they have to pee when its urine? what does pee signify? why isnt it another letter like tee or i have to "u"
what is that sensitive area in the bunghole that will make a guy cum? what purpose does that area serve?
why is female ejaculation sweet? ( read that on the internet) atleast the info Brett posted.
why does america use words with the same sound and sylabols but a totally different meaning
EX: cum/come write/right rain/rein
Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.? If I had it I wouldn't need it.
How you got high expectations but got no patience?
why they say "never say never" when they know that ain't right? Cause to "never say never" you done said never "twice"
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
I am really guilty of this but....
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
I thought the ATM was a lottery box, no wonder why I've been getting bills from the bank even though I've been winning.
Why are you not making me a sandwich, woman?
holy hell you too?
Check your reps
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1. the world would end
2. do you dream about being on the internet? if so, your life sucks.
vegetarians eat penises... because they're all gay
do siamese twins pay for movie tickets seperately?
for questions like these.
lol
HERE...
eat that!
Eww, that's fucking disgusting... Lettuce is so gross.
haha its all 4 u hun i wiped my ass with it so you have that special tang to it.
but the cockroaches or whatever that disgusting thing is, isnt nasty right?
I wonder how it is to drive any AMG V-12 vehicle. I want to know how it is to have the same accelerating force from 70 - 140 as that from 0 - 60.
I wonder if I will get married and to who. I also wonder how will I die
THAT'S MY JAM!
got a few more....
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?
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if u had big lips could i wisper in ur own ear?
can u ever have to much money?
if u eat pop rock and drink a soda will u blow up?
was dave chappelle on crack when he stop making chappelle show?
will a hoe learn were her place is?
if u sneeze and fart at the same time will ur eyes come out
How long i have to sit in this river before i catch my limit...or how many beerzz do i have to drink before i catch my limit sittin in this river
I did that once...and my eyes popped out....it was gross, but I took two shop vacs and place one on each ear and my eyes came back to rest in my eye sockets....true story
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