was yesterday.... the days and events leading up to my birthday were pretty fucking phenominal. On friday i left work and immedietly borded a plane and flew to miami for the weekend.. in Miami i had a hell of a time, hung out with some friends i haven't seen in a long ass time, and stayed on the ocean until sunday.... Sunday night i leave Miami around 9pm and fly back to atlanta and get off the plane and find out my brother is picking me up and we're leaving for NC immedietly to go hang out with his friends up there for a day and do some kayaking.. sounds all good. Anyways we get there and my brother has this hot friend, she's the one that invited us, and of course her friend is a sea donkey.. anyways... im doing my best ALL DAY yesterday to avoid close contact with this fatty at all costs. I'm a nice guy so i talk to her and everything but man, she was trying to come on strong, as we were kayaking there were alot of calm parts and everyone was drinking beer, shootin the shit just having a good time, and the drunker she got, the hornier she got.. ANYWAYS turns out we were on the river for like.. 5-6 hours... and i didn't wear sunblock.. needless to say im so red i glow in the fuckin dark. I have blisters on my shoulders and it hurts to move. we get back to this girls house at like.. 8 or so and this girl tries to make her moves again.. and im like fuck this.. went up to go to "the bathroom" and got my brother and was like, we're leaving. ANYWAYS all in all i had a pretty fucking good birthday.. got some $ a brand new alienware laptop for working purposes of course ;p. But the day of my birthday blew some serious chunks and im never going to forgive my brother for making me spend a day with Shamu, of course my brother being the eldest couldn't stop laughing at the whole situation.. on the 3hour car ride home and laughed histerically the entire time and just kept reminescing about the horrible day I just had... and constantly slapping my blistered shoulders like an asshole.

Just thought i'd share, if you don't care, great.