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    Default So my birthday...

    was yesterday.... the days and events leading up to my birthday were pretty fucking phenominal. On friday i left work and immedietly borded a plane and flew to miami for the weekend.. in Miami i had a hell of a time, hung out with some friends i haven't seen in a long ass time, and stayed on the ocean until sunday.... Sunday night i leave Miami around 9pm and fly back to atlanta and get off the plane and find out my brother is picking me up and we're leaving for NC immedietly to go hang out with his friends up there for a day and do some kayaking.. sounds all good. Anyways we get there and my brother has this hot friend, she's the one that invited us, and of course her friend is a sea donkey.. anyways... im doing my best ALL DAY yesterday to avoid close contact with this fatty at all costs. I'm a nice guy so i talk to her and everything but man, she was trying to come on strong, as we were kayaking there were alot of calm parts and everyone was drinking beer, shootin the shit just having a good time, and the drunker she got, the hornier she got.. ANYWAYS turns out we were on the river for like.. 5-6 hours... and i didn't wear sunblock.. needless to say im so red i glow in the fuckin dark. I have blisters on my shoulders and it hurts to move. we get back to this girls house at like.. 8 or so and this girl tries to make her moves again.. and im like fuck this.. went up to go to "the bathroom" and got my brother and was like, we're leaving. ANYWAYS all in all i had a pretty fucking good birthday.. got some $ a brand new alienware laptop for working purposes of course ;p. But the day of my birthday blew some serious chunks and im never going to forgive my brother for making me spend a day with Shamu, of course my brother being the eldest couldn't stop laughing at the whole situation.. on the 3hour car ride home and laughed histerically the entire time and just kept reminescing about the horrible day I just had... and constantly slapping my blistered shoulders like an asshole.

    Just thought i'd share, if you don't care, great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
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    Cool. Later, QD.
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    Miami does rock. Sort of. I like the surrounding areas better. I go twice a year. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    was yesterday.... the days and events leading up to my birthday were pretty fucking phenominal. On friday i left work and immedietly borded a plane and flew to miami for the weekend.. in Miami i had a hell of a time, hung out with some friends i haven't seen in a long ass time, and stayed on the ocean until sunday.... Sunday night i leave Miami around 9pm and fly back to atlanta and get off the plane and find out my brother is picking me up and we're leaving for NC immedietly to go hang out with his friends up there for a day and do some kayaking.. sounds all good. Anyways we get there and my brother has this hot friend, she's the one that invited us, and of course her friend is a sea donkey.. anyways... im doing my best ALL DAY yesterday to avoid close contact with this fatty at all costs. I'm a nice guy so i talk to her and everything but man, she was trying to come on strong, as we were kayaking there were alot of calm parts and everyone was drinking beer, shootin the shit just having a good time, and the drunker she got, the hornier she got.. ANYWAYS turns out we were on the river for like.. 5-6 hours... and i didn't wear sunblock.. needless to say im so red i glow in the fuckin dark. I have blisters on my shoulders and it hurts to move. we get back to this girls house at like.. 8 or so and this girl tries to make her moves again.. and im like fuck this.. went up to go to "the bathroom" and got my brother and was like, we're leaving. ANYWAYS all in all i had a pretty fucking good birthday.. got some $ a brand new alienware laptop for working purposes of course ;p. But the day of my birthday blew some serious chunks and im never going to forgive my brother for making me spend a day with Shamu, of course my brother being the eldest couldn't stop laughing at the whole situation.. on the 3hour car ride home and laughed histerically the entire time and just kept reminescing about the horrible day I just had... and constantly slapping my blistered shoulders like an asshole.

    Just thought i'd share, if you don't care, great.

    so by the sound of it.. you are about 9 and your brother is 13....


    lol.. glad you had a good trip.... and i'm laughing that you got stuck with ole willy as well.. cause... well that's just funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Miami does rock. Sort of. I like the surrounding areas better. I go twice a year. Later, QD.
    yea, i used to live in miami/west palm.. so i was back and forth between the two all weekend.. i always have alot of fun when i go down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    yea, i used to live in miami/west palm.. so i was back and forth between the two all weekend.. i always have alot of fun when i go down there.
    I have a cousin that lives on the Causeway outside of Lantana in WPB. Later, QD.
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    this thread is pretty much worse than the tittyless titty thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    so by the sound of it.. you are about 9 and your brother is 13....


    lol.. glad you had a good trip.... and i'm laughing that you got stuck with ole willy as well.. cause... well that's just funny.
    haha i JUST turned 20, he's 24, it's a sibling thing ;p, we fuck with eachother constantly . and yea in retrospect it's funny as hell that i got stuck escorting fatty mcfatfat, i was pretty angry at the time, but man if i did that to one of my friends i'd laugh my nuts off too.. the more i think about it, the more i think my brother planned it.. son of a bitch..

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I have a cousin that lives on the Causeway outside of Lantana in WPB. Later, QD.
    haha badass. i lived between Lantana//hyploluxo road when i lived there, right off 95.. i loved WPB, i didnt want to move, haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    this thread is pretty much worse than the tittyless titty thread
    Since you like to piss an moan so much, i have a shampoo recommendation for you:



    try it sometime, it might help you stop being such a cry baby suck ass pussy.

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    i've not been to miami much.. and i wasn't old enough to enjoy it..

    but my mother and sister lived in westpalm for quite sometime basically right off of okeechobee(spl?) my sister now lives in jupiter and my mom in boca raton.

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    I went to college in BR. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i've not been to miami much.. and i wasn't old enough to enjoy it..

    but my mother and sister lived in westpalm for quite sometime basically right off of okeechobee(spl?) my sister now lives in jupiter and my mom in boca raton.
    okeechobee blvd? which would be downtown wpb.. that shit is sweet.. city place and clematis street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I went to college in BR. Lolol. Later, QD.


    .... if you mean BLUE RIDGE and your serious at all....

    we may have to date... sorry.. i'm not gay but, i'm just sayin...

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    .... if you mean BLUE RIDGE and your serious at all....

    we may have to date... sorry.. i'm not gay but, i'm just sayin...
    The only BR in a Miami related convo would be Boca Raton. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    okeechobee blvd? which would be downtown wpb.. that shit is sweet.. city place and clematis street.
    yeah okeechobee/military trl.. then some other rd...

    her boyfriend works at inklink.. ever heard of it???? there are more than one (tattoo and piercings).. they even have one off of clematis... if you ever need some ink go there.. and ask for chris... tell him kyle from ga sent you.

    ugh.. i almost threw up... moonfest this last year... and my first time going to moonfest.... i'd never been more sick in my life....

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    The only BR in a Miami related convo would be Boca Raton. Later, QD.

    lol, i'm retarded..... sorry qd... i didn't even think...

    anyways.. my mom lives near sandlefoot... so that's the only area of BR i've ever seen... i've heard it's very "ritzy" but i've not seen it so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    yeah okeechobee/military trl.. then some other rd...

    her boyfriend works at inklink.. ever heard of it???? there are more than one (tattoo and piercings).. they even have one off of clematis... if you ever need some ink go there.. and ask for chris... tell him kyle from ga sent you.

    ugh.. i almost threw up... moonfest this last year... and my first time going to moonfest.... i'd never been more sick in my life....
    yea i know of that place.. i was going to get a tattoo done a while back when i was still fighting alot.. but im passed that phase, i've long since retired from actual competition.. i still train to stay in shape though.. Moonfest is always a bad... idea.. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    yea i know of that place.. i was going to get a tattoo done a while back when i was still fighting alot.. but im passed that phase, i've long since retired from actual competition.. i still train to stay in shape though.. Moonfest is always a bad... idea.. LOL
    agreed! and i'd rep you if i could.. sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    agreed! and i'd rep you if i could.. sorry.

    lol it's cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    was yesterday.... the days and events leading up to my birthday were pretty fucking phenominal. On friday i left work and immedietly borded a plane and flew to miami for the weekend.. in Miami i had a hell of a time, hung out with some friends i haven't seen in a long ass time, and stayed on the ocean until sunday.... Sunday night i leave Miami around 9pm and fly back to atlanta and get off the plane and find out my brother is picking me up and we're leaving for NC immedietly to go hang out with his friends up there for a day and do some kayaking.. sounds all good. Anyways we get there and my brother has this hot friend, she's the one that invited us, and of course her friend is a sea donkey.. anyways... im doing my best ALL DAY yesterday to avoid close contact with this fatty at all costs. I'm a nice guy so i talk to her and everything but man, she was trying to come on strong, as we were kayaking there were alot of calm parts and everyone was drinking beer, shootin the shit just having a good time, and the drunker she got, the hornier she got.. ANYWAYS turns out we were on the river for like.. 5-6 hours... and i didn't wear sunblock.. needless to say im so red i glow in the fuckin dark. I have blisters on my shoulders and it hurts to move. we get back to this girls house at like.. 8 or so and this girl tries to make her moves again.. and im like fuck this.. went up to go to "the bathroom" and got my brother and was like, we're leaving. ANYWAYS all in all i had a pretty fucking good birthday.. got some $ a brand new alienware laptop for working purposes of course ;p. But the day of my birthday blew some serious chunks and im never going to forgive my brother for making me spend a day with Shamu, of course my brother being the eldest couldn't stop laughing at the whole situation.. on the 3hour car ride home and laughed histerically the entire time and just kept reminescing about the horrible day I just had... and constantly slapping my blistered shoulders like an asshole.

    Just thought i'd share, if you don't care, great.
    happy fucking birthday!

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