So I was down in PC and drunk as shit just chilling on the balcony and just yelling at people who walk by and what not. Well I see this one really skinny girl walk by and my friend is like she looks anorexic, so I'm like "What up anorexic girl?!" Well apparently that was the wrong thing to say, she got fucking pissed. Few minutes later, her boyfriend, some other guy and this girl come to my room.

They tell me she is upset and that I'm a cunt for saying that, so I felt bad and went and apologized. Well a few minutes later this super hot girl walks into my room and punches me in the chest. This bitch is pissed and screaming and what not so she starts slapping me across the face pretty hard. And I'm like OK whatever and just sitting there. Well she says something and I give her a smart ass comment back and she fucking starts hitting me closed fist in the face. Shit hurt, she hit hard. So now my jaw and chest are like bruised and super sore because some hot bitch beat my ass.