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  1. 03-08-2007, 01:21 PM #1
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    Default So I got my ass beat my a girl yesterday.

    So I was down in PC and drunk as shit just chilling on the balcony and just yelling at people who walk by and what not. Well I see this one really skinny girl walk by and my friend is like she looks anorexic, so I'm like "What up anorexic girl?!" Well apparently that was the wrong thing to say, she got fucking pissed. Few minutes later, her boyfriend, some other guy and this girl come to my room.

    They tell me she is upset and that I'm a cunt for saying that, so I felt bad and went and apologized. Well a few minutes later this super hot girl walks into my room and punches me in the chest. This bitch is pissed and screaming and what not so she starts slapping me across the face pretty hard. And I'm like OK whatever and just sitting there. Well she says something and I give her a smart ass comment back and she fucking starts hitting me closed fist in the face. Shit hurt, she hit hard. So now my jaw and chest are like bruised and super sore because some hot bitch beat my ass.

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    LOLOL HAHAH OWNED!!!!
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    Yea, I handled it well I guess haha, I didn't swing back or touch the girl. Granted I wanted to fuck her really badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Yea, I handled it well I guess haha, I didn't swing back or touch the girl. Granted I wanted to fuck her really badly.




    I think you would've legally been able to take something from her at that point!

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    You should have said this " Baby Im sorry but Im extremely horny and your pussy looks mighty fine tonight.
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    She was wearing this badass pants and this tight little top.

    Badass body on her too, one of the hottest girls I saw all weekend.

    Then she said the best thing ever, she was like "DON'T EVER TALK TO ANYONE....EVER AGAIN."

    And she left my room crying, she wasn't even the one I pissed off, she was just a hot friend with a fist.

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    THATS WHY AS SOON AS THEY GOT TO YOUR DOOR YOU SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA THE BITCH AND KICK THE PUNK ASS B/F IN THE NUTS, THROW HIS ASS OVER THE BALCONY AND TAKE THE HOT BITCH IN THE ROOM

    MAN YOU WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS GETTIN UR ASS KICKED.. I WOULDA HAD LIKE 16 DIFF WAYS TO GET OUTTA THAT, ONLY 4 OF THEM INVOLVE A WEAPON
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    you shoulda asked her if she knew what chloroform smelled like and then had your way with her
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    you shoulda asked her if she knew what chloroform smelled like and then had your way with her


    LIRL....I should've expected nothing less from you
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    The boyfriend was cool as shit, he was just like chilling and shit and not mad. He just came to watch I think. The wierd thing is, this all happened like over an hour after I said the 1st comment. So the girl was crying for like over an hour. I actually felt pretty bad when I saw that.

    Bad and confused.

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    now......you handled both situations (except the first) like ahmonrah does. only variant with the first situation was NOT to apologize....but merely argue your point that, "I mean really guys , SHE IS SKINNY! AM I WRONG ? " but keep the cool, matter of factly look.

    the second one handled just like i would've. and JES, like you if she was that hot, i would've wanted to BANGITS.


    but since u were drunk why not go the distance and just strip and stand there in front of her ?? i mean it's ur room ! she's in it. if she was to flip out, tell her you were geting in the shower.


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    ....at least she was hot..... if you want do redeem yourself please say that the smart ass comment you made was something involving you burying her face in a pillow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dorin48
    ....at least she was hot..... if you want do redeem yourself please say that the smart ass comment you made was something involving you burying her face in a pillow.
    It was somewhat along the lines of "I have something she can eat..." or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    It was somewhat along the lines of "I have something she can eat..." or something.
    hooray~!
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    Haha you should press charges....Assault and Battery!! then tell her you'll drop the charges if she drops her pants!!!! WIN WIN!!
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    I apologized because I probably shouldn't have said anything rude like that in the 1st place, but at the same time she shouldn't let what a drunken asshole says get to her that way.

    The other girl was just kinda random, I didn't say anything to her on the beach or anything. She just wanted to be like "yea...that guy he is hot. I hit it."

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    hahhahah chick power!!.....but i hope your okay..... hahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by d1esel12
    hahhahah chick power!!.....but i hope your okay..... hahah
    Yea, I'm hanging in there haha. I stll have to figure out how to go back to work today and hide my tan...

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    pics of bitch battle scars!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    pics of bitch battle scars!!!
    No scars sadly, just bruises haha.

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    pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    pics?
    Of me or the bitch?

    I have no pics of her, between the barrage of punches being thrown it was hard to snap a picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Of me or the bitch?

    I have no pics of her, between the barrage of punches being thrown it was hard to snap a picture.
    right before she was about to swing on you for one of the hits, you shoulda said "hold that pose. i'm gonna go find a camera." see how she reacted to that.
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    That hilarious

    Im going to PCB in a couple weeks, maybe i can get my ass whooped by some fine bitches
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    LOL too wild. You didnt even make an attempt to grab a titty?
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    I woulda hit her back. I'm a strong supporter of the "Hit A Ho Back" campaign, or "HIHB" as we say.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    I woulda hit her back. I'm a strong supporter of the "Hit A Ho Back" campaign, or "HIHB" as we say.
    wouldnt it be HAHB?

    but that was an awesome story...i LOLed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driftk1d350z
    wouldnt it be HAHB?

    but that was an awesome story...i LOLed
    OH SHIT I fail @ life.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    congrats
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    OMG
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    dude, that hilarious... seriously.
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    nothing says revenge like sticking it in the ass.
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    I should have been like "since you punched I get to punch you...donkey style!"

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    LoL
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    As she was slapping you you shouldve said "yeah baby just like that"

    and "ohhhh yeahhh slap me harderrrrr"

    make it seem like you were getting aroused.....lol

    Good luck on finding the girl and fuckin her brains out
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    As she was slapping you you shouldve said "yeah baby just like that"

    and "ohhhh yeahhh slap me harderrrrr"

    make it seem like you were getting aroused.....lol

    Good luck on finding the girl and fuckin her brains out

    BAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.....+1




    i think if u would have grabbed the bitch and started to make out with her crazy like she would have been all down for it ... she was already all hyped up.....
    +1 for restraining ur self tho and not hitting her back....
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