Think of somethings not to say during sex.
KEEP it GOING!

What not to say during sex:

1. "is that all you got"
2."that was fast"
3. "Helllllooooo herpies!!"
4. "whats your mom been up to lately?"
5. ::yawwwwwwn::
6."hmm i swear i put a condom on just a minute ago"
7."hey you kinda look like my sister".
8. Is it over yet?
9. :say ex bf's name:.
10. "oh crap, i gatta fart" lol
11.is it in there yet?
12.Maybe we should stop...
13. "You know...your friend Mike is really HOT!"
14. When you're done say your ex's name and roll over
15."Will you put this bag over you head..."
16. "You don't care if I'm on the rag, right?"
17. "Wait... I got to take the tampoon out"
18."wrong hole! wrong hole!"
19."No... that was a queif... I promise"
20. (When heading below) "MAN....who's cookin' pork chops?"
21. "What was your name again?"
22. Oh Shit! That's my wife's car!
23. " do you think your sister will go out with me?"
24.You're much better than my husband!
25.'Oh man....was that your first time?
26."Do you think you can the hell out of here when I'm done? Thanks, babe."
27. That tickles Stop!