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  1. 06-22-2005, 05:41 PM #1
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    Default What NOT to say during sex

    Think of somethings not to say during sex.
    KEEP it GOING!

    What not to say during sex:

    1. "is that all you got"
    2."that was fast"
    3. "Helllllooooo herpies!!"
    4. "whats your mom been up to lately?"
    5. ::yawwwwwwn::
    6."hmm i swear i put a condom on just a minute ago"
    7."hey you kinda look like my sister".
    8. Is it over yet?
    9. :say ex bf's name:.
    10. "oh crap, i gatta fart" lol
    11.is it in there yet?
    12.Maybe we should stop...
    13. "You know...your friend Mike is really HOT!"
    14. When you're done say your ex's name and roll over
    15."Will you put this bag over you head..."
    16. "You don't care if I'm on the rag, right?"
    17. "Wait... I got to take the tampoon out"
    18."wrong hole! wrong hole!"
    19."No... that was a queif... I promise"
    20. (When heading below) "MAN....who's cookin' pork chops?"
    21. "What was your name again?"
    22. Oh Shit! That's my wife's car!
    23. " do you think your sister will go out with me?"
    24.You're much better than my husband!
    25.'Oh man....was that your first time?
    26."Do you think you can the hell out of here when I'm done? Thanks, babe."
    27. That tickles Stop!
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    eww, lol, and wtf.
    :boobies:
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    28.) shit! not again......(silence)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaraX5
    '4. "whats your mom been up to lately?"
    HAHAHAHAAHAA my favorite!

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  5. 06-22-2005, 05:47 PM #5
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    those are good Sara....
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    "I've got reserves"
    "you dont mind if my friend watches do ya?"
    I got your Jeep thing, Now it burns when I pee.
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    "god that rash on my ass is getting worse"
    I got your Jeep thing, Now it burns when I pee.
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    29. Did you hear something? My mom wasnt supposed to be home for another hour!
    30. Did you just see that? it looked like a cop driving by.
    :boobies:
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    34. im just going to put the camcorder over here....
    34.5 no baby that camcorded doesnt even work, look there is no light on!
    Last edited by Spyder Man; 06-22-2005 at 06:13 PM. Reason: cause there needed to be a .5
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    "oh shit Andy Griffith is on"
    I got your Jeep thing, Now it burns when I pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder Man
    34. im just going to put the camcorder over here....
    these are hilarious
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    35.) it only burns for the first 2 seconds...you can get medication to cool it down though

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    36. Well we are out of astro glide, lets try this 10W30...... it's synthetic!
    :boobies:
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    ok this is gettin lame

    holler at you

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    not you Spyda, you ma nigga

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    Quote Originally Posted by black_civic_si
    not you Spyda, you ma nigga

    werd
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    9. :say ex bf's name:.



    if shes hott and we are both wasted....i could care less, but ill just nutt in her face....and be like, did he do it like that....haha, peace
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    18."wrong hole! wrong hole!"

    Bwahahahaha!!! :idb:


    or Crap I forgot to see if NightShot was on!


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    yea your mom said the same thing
    Val for President

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    ill give you my rash cream, it cleared me right up...

    oh, BTW sara, you left yours over here..












    lol j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaraX5
    21. "What was your name again?"
    that has accually happened
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  23. 06-22-2005, 07:12 PM #23
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    damn you most be forgetable. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    damn you most be forgetable. LOL

    forgetful???
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    forgetful???
    Did i spell it wrong?? i was saying SHE forgot his name. get it? a joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    damn you most be forgetable. LOL


    well most is mispelled do you mean "mUst"????

    and from the sentences it seems like you meant to put FORGETFUL

    lol
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    well most is mispelled do you mean "mUst"????

    and from the sentences it seems like you meant to put FORGETFUL

    lol
    I was wondering if forgetable is even a word it sounds funny when I say it in my head lol.
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    no.. whats the punch line?


    lol haha no,.. i accually never got this girls name.. i jsut kept callin her baby.. oops.. haha
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    never say:
    whats those bumps???(when you see bumps run and hide)
    is it supposed to be that color???
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    Quote Originally Posted by KL_03Mx-3
    never say:
    whats those bumps???(when you see bumps run and hide)
    is it supposed to be that color???
    dude you are fucking with some nasty ho's... they have something mr clean cant take off lol..
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    yea, its a word

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
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    ok... don't know why it sounds so funny to me, hell now I have said it so many time it will never sound like a word to me lol.
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    Oh DUH damn there is a song with that word in it LOL. As soon as I posted that last thing that song poped in my head lol im a dumbass.
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    lol

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