A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the 3 exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.


"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,

"may I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man,

"are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies

"Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."