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  1. 02-01-2007, 12:10 PM #1
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    Default HANDJOB

    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

    HANDJOB: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the 3 exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.


    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,

    "may I help you?"

    "I was wondering", whispers the man,

    "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes", she purrs, "I am."

    The man replies

    "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  2. 02-01-2007, 12:12 PM #2
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    lolol
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  3. 02-01-2007, 12:13 PM #3
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    HAHA, thats a good. One I bet the look on her face is priceless. lol
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    LMAO
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    i woulda asked how much for a BJ
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    lol
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  7. 02-01-2007, 12:55 PM #7
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    Lol. Bitch got owned... ha ha
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    That kinda reminds me of the movie Kingpin when Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson are sittin at the table in a diner. The nurse walks up and says "can I take your order?" Bill Murray puts the order in and she turns to leave - then he says:

    "Excuse me miss?"
    "Yes?" she says.
    "Could you wash that perfume off before you come back to our table? Thanks"

    LMAO!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  9. 02-01-2007, 01:05 PM #9
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    lol, pretty funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    That kinda reminds me of the movie Kingpin when Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson are sittin at the table in a diner. The nurse walks up and says "can I take your order?" Bill Murray puts the order in and she turns to leave - then he says:

    "Excuse me miss?"
    "Yes?" she says.
    "Could you wash that perfume off before you come back to our table? Thanks"

    LMAO!
    i saw this as soon as i went home to work yesterday, as soon as i turned on the TV d00d said that exact line



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    Holy 1972 Batman.
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    See? That's why I missed it - I wasn't born til '79.


    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    go go gadget reposticopter



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    I WOULDA HAD HER ASS ON MONEYTALKS.COM

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  16. 02-01-2007, 02:28 PM #16
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    That was great!
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  17. 02-01-2007, 08:26 PM #17
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    lol

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  18. 02-01-2007, 08:34 PM #18
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    nice
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  19. 02-01-2007, 08:36 PM #19
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    thats funny
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    i woulda done the same
    all girls suck ass at handjobs

    now if a bj was on the menu...









    i woulda told her to chug some listerine
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  21. 02-01-2007, 09:20 PM #21
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    finially baby-j has posted something that semi humored me
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  22. 02-02-2007, 01:16 AM #22
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    OWNED haha
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