Another Monday Funny

[Brett]

It's the summer of 1965 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.



When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.



That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.



Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to Bob's Big Boy and to a drive-in movie.



Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."



Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"



"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"



Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear.



Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her Pop Art Mini dress, and announces that she's ready to go.



Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.



About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"

[HalfBaked]

Meh.

Repost from 1966.

[quickdodge®]

Later, QD.

[Brett]

Damn I thought I would get 2 in a row, Oh well, Thats what I get for trying

[ISAtlanta300]

I'll try to save this thread.....


A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she crawled naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring"
he says, I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you wahn, I do anyting - juss anyting you
wahn. Whatchou wahn?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which
he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wahn to
try somethin I have heard about ... .. numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he queries.."You wahn...Chicken with Broccolli?"

[Jecht]

[Sammich]

up and down retard

[Sammich]

I'll try to save this thread.....


A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she crawled naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring"
he says, I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you wahn, I do anyting - juss anyting you
wahn. Whatchou wahn?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which
he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wahn to
try somethin I have heard about ... .. numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he queries.."You wahn...Chicken with Broccolli?"

[Brett]

Cool, he took the heat of me...LOL

[Sammich]

Cool, he took the heat of me...LOL

[IndianStig]

I think Brett is telling us a story from his hayday's in highscool

[Sammich]

prolly right