Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
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A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she crawled naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring"
he says, I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you wahn, I do anyting - juss anyting you
wahn. Whatchou wahn?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which
he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wahn to
try somethin I have heard about ... .. numba 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he queries.."You wahn...Chicken with Broccolli?"
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