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    Man googles "how to kill with knife".

    Kills wife and child.

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/....ap/index.html


    how dumb do you have to be to google to how kill someone with a knife? just go for the jugular.
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    The jugular is too messy.

    1) Sneak up from behind victim

    2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

    Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

    3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

    Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.


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    lol thats phucked up


    i love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    The jugular is too messy.

    1) Sneak up from behind victim

    2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

    Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

    3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

    Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

    oh lord

    *calls hiro for spared life*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    lol thats phucked up


    i love it
    D@mn straight, I do all that sh*t while receiting the chorus from Silent Hill 4's "Room of Angels".

    Here's a lullaby to close your eyes,
    It was always you that I despised.
    I don't feel enough for you to cry,
    Here's a lullaby to close your eyes.
    Goodbye.
    Goodbye.
    Goodbye.
    Goodbye.

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    wow how stupid can you really be

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    what a ****in idiot


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    D@mn straight, I do all that sh*t while receiting the chorus from Silent Hill 4's "Room of Angels".

    Here's a lullaby to close your eyes,
    It was always you that I despised.
    I don't feel enough for you to cry,
    Here's a lullaby to close your eyes.
    Goodbye.
    Goodbye.
    Goodbye.
    Goodbye.
    hotness......



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    haha pwnt by the internetz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    The jugular is too messy.

    1) Sneak up from behind victim

    2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

    Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

    3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

    Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

    note to self search on IA when needing to kill someone with knife
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    Ran is crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    The jugular is too messy.

    1) Sneak up from behind victim

    2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

    Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

    3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

    Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

    Or stab the bottoms of the bicep and say hello to the bracial artery.

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    Prosecutors, however, sought to indicate that Entwistle was planning to kill his wife and child, saying he researched methods of murder and suicide in the days before he fatally shot them.

    what the hell?!

    I thought he googled how to kill them with a knife, not ****ing shoot them.
    ...ninja



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pher
    Or stab the bottoms of the bicep and say hello to the bracial artery.
    Ever tried to stab someone's arm when they're flailing like a hyperactive chicken? It's not the easiest thing to do. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Ever tried to stab someone's arm when they're flailing like a hyperactive chicken? It's not the easiest thing to do. lol
    now the question is, have YOU?


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    Quote Originally Posted by .93lude
    now the question is, have YOU?
    That's none of your business. lol

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    old news ftl?

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