well i was at work doing nothing as usual when i got to thinking.... fuck i want some easy fucking money..... how do i get it......
just then a guy walks by talkin bout tiger woods.....
BAM it hit me....
Dude tiger FUCKED ME TOO.. and i feel so used i mean he has a family and kids..... i feel terrible.... and the idea just spun off.
simple phone call to my lawyer.... let him scumbag off some of tigers dough..... get paid...
plus tiger dont wanna be known as homo....
but i wasnt fucked by tiger...... and i dont wanne "be" the guy that got fucked by tiger.....
pm me catnip if your down 50/50 split