so i figured out how to make some quick cash.

[Catnip]

well i was at work doing nothing as usual when i got to thinking.... fuck i want some easy fucking money..... how do i get it......

just then a guy walks by talkin bout tiger woods.....

BAM it hit me....

Dude tiger FUCKED ME TOO.. and i feel so used i mean he has a family and kids..... i feel terrible.... and the idea just spun off.

simple phone call to my lawyer.... let him scumbag off some of tigers dough..... get paid...


plus tiger dont wanna be known as homo....

but i wasnt fucked by tiger...... and i dont wanne "be" the guy that got fucked by tiger.....



pm me catnip if your down 50/50 split

YOU JUST GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR FREE. 100/0 BITCH... SUCK MAH SALUTING SOLDIER SALLY.

[lanning]

with everything that is going on with tiger and all the pain and suffering his family must be going thru and all yall can do is make jokes what the fuck














































im just fucking lol shit was funny, reps to both you homos