You should petition to get him locked up with Mike Tyson:idb:

This is a good story even if it isn't written by grammar teachers. But the one thing that would have made this perfect is if while he was taking the fronts off you snuck around behind him and stole his car and blew the motor while your friends were kickin' his a**. Then you call the cops when that gets boring.

This would have made an exellent youtube video!!!