your all slow!
DEFINITION OF RICER
FOr those of you that dont know!
your all slow!
DEFINITION OF RICER
I lucked out then, I ran a 16.8@82 MPH
haha thats hilarious +1
I guess I'm fast then!!!
when i was bone stock on a slipping clutch i ran a 15.3 @92mph..
with i/h/exh. i ran a 15.0 on REALLY shitty tires and an even worse clutch..@94mph.
with a tune and the clutch thats in it..im sure i can hit 14.6-14.7 easy. this thing launches soooo much better....now if i can just get my bumper fixed
i know man good luck on that.
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10Originally Posted by Alan®
i'm a ricer
Val RIP
not at all.
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
rice checking in.........for now
he he 16.277 @ 83.25 stock tc with auto
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
16.277 @ 83.25 stock tc auto tranny lol
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
HATE HATE HATE HATE
no mention of scions in there
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
thats cuz scions [email protected]
1. ricer 1366 up, 138 down
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)
A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):
- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.
The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
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2. Ricer 472 up, 118 down
Any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.
Ricer: An oriental car with no engine mods, a body kit, and possibly stickers. Made to look fast.
Not a ricer: An oriental car with a fully built engine, drive train, and suspension reguardless of appearance
by Cover Yellow Apr 3, 2003 email it
3. ricer 355 up, 70 down
Ricer - Any person who adds tasteless modifications to a perfectly normal automobile.
We're not anti-import...
We're anti-idiot......
www.anti-rice.com
by Veritas May 1, 2004 email it
4. ricer 290 up, 63 down
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
Ricers are fags.
by Balls™ Apr 26, 2004 email it
5. ricer 243 up, 45 down
any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.
Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.
Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?
by Marc Jul 26, 2004 email it
6. Ricer 183 up, 28 down
Someone regardless of ethnicity with any vehicle regardless of type that put money into the cosmetics of their vehicle instead of performance and treats it as though it will beat anything it up against.
by maximalove1996 Jun 27, 2003 email it
7. Ricer 161 up, 24 down
Any of a number of persons, usually young males, who place numerous cosmetic enhancements to a vehicle in the belief that such enhancements will add performance to their vehicles. These "enhancements" include but are not limited to:
1. Incorrect badging
2. Insanely large exhaust tips (5" in diameter or greater)
3. Spoilers & bodykits; especially those made of cardboard or plastic
4. Offset tape stripes
5. Single wiper conversion
6. Oriental symbols; esp. on American cars
Cars do not neccesarily need to be imports to be considered "rice"- ex. "Cobra" badging and/or body kit on a V6 Mustang.
I've seen myself the following examples:
"RalliArt" badging on a Honda
"Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage
"Neuspeed" badging on 1997 Lumina
"Type-R" badge and 5" exhaust tip on 1980s Civic Wagovan
Double spoiler, 18" rims and Type-R badge on Geo Metro
Type-R badge on Ford Probe
by Mr_Buick Jan 15, 2004 email it
go here for more.... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ricer
You know better; next time will be a ban.
abd btw i didn't pay attention but this is a repost of one of my post from a long long long brett long time ago
You know better; next time will be a ban.
my car
WINGS WEST FRONT AND REAR LIP KIT
WINGS WEST SIDE SKIRTS
WINGS WEST 3 PCS REAR SPOILER
2.0 DOHC BORED OUT TO A 2.3
HAS A 2.3 STROKER KIT.
MR GASKET 5 PLY METAL RACE HEAD GASKET
STAGE 1 PORT AND POLISH
Ford Racing Stage 2 Camshaft Set Zetec
FORD RACING SPORT TRANNY. IT HAS 2 SHIFT POINTS PER GEAR 2.8K RPM AND 7K RPM
Torsen T2 LSD
VOLANT COLD AIR INTAKE WITH BOX
B&M SHORT THROW SHIFTER W/REVERSE LOCKOUT.
OBX FULL RACING EXHAUST
FOCUS SPORTS TURBO RACING HEADER
TURBONOTICS T3/T4 TURBO
FRONT AND REAR CAMBER KITS
a new set of 235/35/18 bridgestone potenza tires
on 18 in hp racing wheels
mb quarts door component kits front and rear
$589 pioneer CD/WMA/MP3 /CODED
NOTE: THIS CAR WAS A WINGS WEST SHOW CAR, AND WAS FEATURED IN EURO TUNING IN 02.
Lol pretty funny I got question for everybody when ur driving and u see like a old school caprice or a crown vic with 26 nich rims that colst more than the car what's that called ghtetto fabolous
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