The Real response was-

"Fuk dem ol rice burners! Dey all Sound da sam N E ways rsx, crx, boff sound lik RiCE to meh! And thos Seebabus N mitsubitche evomotion vee one one one! dey both boxy big winged rice mobiles, not to be confused with the also boxy but far superior dangol dangol foxbody stang!

Rice should not even be allowed on da same trak as da great dangol dangol foxbody stangs. To be honest it could be DaNgErOuS dem ricer will get sucked up into dem ol stangs blowers. The only thing dat would save dem would be der big ol wings, dey wouldnt fit in da blower!

So to anwser ur question, we dunt care bout da rice! We only let dem run so we can hav a guud laff while dem dangol dangol stangs cool down!

This week we will have a announcer that will use da proper names, Ricer, Ricecake, Ricepatty, ricer burner, rice rocket, ricer boy, flaming ricer, fried rice, dat thing vs the stang ETC..."