Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
I am starting a Mexican vaction package

The package will include the following:

1 bottle water
1 lunchable
A mexican guide
1 plane ticket to mexico

You will get to experience the mexican way. Your guide Hector will lead you 20 miles from the U.S. BORDER. Once there you are on your on and must find your way to american soil. You will be tested through out your journey back to america, like hiding from border patrol and mother nature.

-This vaction will stay with you for a long time
-Also this experience can help you to better understand mexicans
-And lastly this will give you a lot cred with illegal mexicans (This is perfect for you chris)

Price: 8 easy payments $99.99

Comiong soon: How to Cut grass like a Mexican
WTF are you talking about?