Just went opossum Hunting!
I'm down in Villa Rica visiting Lea Anne. We make our way into the kitchen to enjoy a late night bowl of Honey Nut Chereios when Lea Anne decided to take a look into her garage. "Chris, come look at this!" I walk over to the door and look through the blinds and see an ENORMOUS opossum enjoying a late night snack of his own (The cat food). The first thing that comes to mind is, "Do you have a gun, a bow, a bat... anything?" So I walk outside to catch the little furry bastard coming out of the garage when she opens the door from the inside. But of course, the over-grown rat hides under her car and after a few minutes of poking at him, he decides to climb up out of sight. We try to wait him out but he never comes out. I tell Lea Anne to go get her keys so we can open the hood thinking that we might be able to get a peek of him from the top. She opens the hood and screams, slams the hood twice, continues to scream, drops her weapon(broom) and runs inside! I about piss myself laughing at this point. She comes back out a few minutes later shaking like a wet dog in the winter and opens the hood again.
The hunt is on...
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