\I am happily Engaged to my High School Sweetheart

I am not looking to pick up random girls... I also am not a fag for having a smaller dog...
I like to have her cuddle up next to me when I am up late working, Or she will sit on my lap while I am playing Halo. She is a lap dog and that is what I like
I don't have to worry about her jumping on counter in kitches and eating thing, She will not knock over guests. She does not destroy furniture. She does not shed. And boy will she rough house till I am tired and will keep wanting to go!