....................works like a charm
....................works like a charm
Anybody thats ever been married know the legs close back after you say "I do"
shit you married the wrong oneOriginally Posted by srtowner
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and how long have you been married?
You definatley married the wrong one, mine cant get enough.
like I asked the first guy how long have you been married? Come back once yall hit the 15 year mark and say the same thing.
Man that sucks for you. Guess you definitely married the wrong one![]()
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FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!![]()
Originally Posted by Rican219
Originally Posted by phatboislim
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Scientist also created a food that reduced a woman's sex drive by over 90%...
.... wedding cake
Originally Posted by phatboislim
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Know why a bride's smiling at her wedding?
She knows she's given her last blowjob.
Know why the groom's smiling?
He doesn't know that yet.
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
Originally Posted by srtowner
hell shes always the one that wants it, i never initiate anything lol. If she doesnt want it, ill just go out and work on the race cars.
you sir are a tool.
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and they call us men the rapise...i think these hoes be rapin the men, but the men dnt have the balls to say they got raped, so all in all they get raped by a female, then get raped in jail once convicted...aint dat somethingOriginally Posted by SPOOLIN
girls = more freaks then men
Originally Posted by SPOOLIN
this man knows his shit +1![]()
maybe that guys attitude is why the divorce rate is so high.
If you lay the pipe right....
ive been with my girl 5 years, sex is no big deal to me and it never has been, im definatly not one to beg for it, and i know exactly what she wants.
www.MSSRACING.com - 99 Civic CX - Best ET: 9.53 / Best MPH: 160 - Competition Clutch - Arias Pistons - Coatings M.D. - Mahle-Clevite - ebtec - AHobbs Racing - JKOBD - TDC Performance
Daily D: 2007 Dodge 2500 MEGA CAB, Cummins Turbo Diesel