That's the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all morning.

Home Owners Associations do nothing but piss and moan about people in the neighborhood who don't obsessively maintain their yard, and cut down their trees.

I had the "leader" of my moms neighborhood's HOA tell me not to do flips off the diving board at the pool. I called her a facist, did another flip, and went home to get drunk instead.

(You can imagine how the HOA of her neighborhood feels when I used to have 8 of the loudest cars in Cobb County coming and going from my house, at once, on a regular basis.)