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    Default ATTN: MEN

    Health watch for today goes out to the men. Studies show that men who talk 4 hours or more on their cell phones have been found to have a lower sperm count and low sperm activity. The males that eat a balanced diet of fruit and vegetables show to have a higher sperm count.
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    Hmmm, this may explain why I'm almost 30 with no kids! LMAO ....Vegeta

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    Sweet.

    So I talk on the phone a lot I don't have to pull out?


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    i dont even talk on my phone .. LOLZ !!!

    literally i prolly talk for like 1 or 2 hours in a month ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Sweet.

    So I talk on the phone a lot I don't have to pull out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Sweet.

    So I talk on the phone a lot I don't have to pull out?
    Um.... I would think it would still be a good idea to either pull out or use protection
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    this is far from the truth... cuz i talk well over 4 hours a week and i rarely eat vegetables
    and i nut like a porn star everytime.

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    interesting.... all those electrical waves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    this is far from the truth... cuz i talk well over 4 hours a week and i rarely eat vegetables
    and i nut like a porn star everytime.

    BRB, Marcus' Father
    Your nut is not only made up of sperm but also other fluids so you can still have a nut but chances are that is does not contain much sperm
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Actually, cell phones produce non-ionizing radiation, so it won't destroy your sperm, but heat them up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    Your nut is not only made up of sperm but also other fluids so you can still have a nut but chances are that is does not contain much sperm
    even if it doesnt contain much sperm as you say. but ejaculating multiple times in surplus amounts all in one sitting is bound to result in a high sperm count. especially if you count all the sperm in each nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Sweet.

    So I talk on the phone a lot I don't have to pull out?
    NOT IF YOU PUT IT IN HER ASS :idb:


    for the record SPERM does have Vitamin C in it so don't let the bitches tell you otherwise; its good for them and a needed daily vitamin

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    thanks for the info
    Still here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    NOT IF YOU PUT IT IN HER ASS :idb:


    for the record SPERM does have Vitamin C in it so don't let the bitches tell you otherwise; its good for them and a needed daily vitamin
    LOLZ !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    Health watch for today goes out to the men. Studies show that men who talk 4 hours or more on their cell phones have been found to have a lower sperm count and low sperm activity. The males that eat a balanced diet of fruit and vegetables show to have a higher sperm count.
    Some men might like the idea of a low sperm count, especially the ones who don't like to use protection, heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Type-R
    Some men might like the idea of a low sperm count, especially the ones who don't like to use protection, heh.
    Did you not read my post?


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Did you not read my post?
    Bah


    I usually just skim threads unless I catch good words like homo sex noob skank rice and all that hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    Health watch for today goes out to the men. Studies show that men who talk 4 hours or more on their cell phones have been found to have a lower sperm count and low sperm activity. The males that eat a balanced diet of fruit and vegetables show to have a higher sperm count.
    that's b/c men who talk on the phone for more than 4 hrs a day are in what we call the "friend zone". which means that they are pussies so it would make sense that they have lower sperm counts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Actually, cell phones produce non-ionizing radiation, so it won't destroy your sperm, but heat them up.
    It was the health watch for the day on the news. I think I believe them first
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    that's b/c men who talk on the phone for more than 4 hrs a day are in what we call the "friend zone". which means that they are pussies so it would make sense that they have lower sperm counts.
    Yeah somewhat true then again it's not. Jesse and I were always on the phone when we started off. Now we are both too busy to sit on the phone 4 to 5 hours a day
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    NOT IF YOU PUT IT IN HER ASS :idb:


    for the record SPERM does have Vitamin C in it so don't let the bitches tell you otherwise; its good for them and a needed daily vitamin

    dont forget it helps to fight against osteoperosis!!! <---study shows

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    good thing i txt until night time



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