who holds more self control? (believers/nonbelievers)

[4dmin]

but as you are waiting at the "gates" if you were next in line and saw this guy in front of you get in with all his bad shit and you got rejected for getting a little ass before you were married....doesnt add up to me

ya i make a blasphemy joke or two and i'm damned but some guys eats 10+ people and he can get through the pearly gates... if thats the type of place you believe in i want nothing of it

[2.0civic]

ya i make a blasphemy joke or two and i'm damned but some guys eats 10+ people and he can get through the pearly gates... if thats the type of place you believe in i want nothing of it

I know right?? I can see it now

gate dude: well you had sex with 27 girls before marriage
Me: You just let osama bin ladens ass in!! WTF!!
GD: Well he repented and was forgiven for his sins
ME: You've gotta be shitting me
GD: hate to do this but ~pulls switch~
ME: AAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Hulud]

I know right?? I can see it now

gate dude: well you had sex with 27 girls before marriage
Me: You just let osama bin ladens ass in!! WTF!!
GD: Well he repented and was forgiven for his sins
ME: You've gotta be shitting me
GD: hate to do this but ~pulls switch~
ME: AAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me: Welcome my son, you have just arrived at 666 Main Street